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I wish I could punch each one of these people!

Coon

Reserve Team
I can't believe I just read this whole thing at another forum. I am so pissed at the way these people think... I wish they had some common sense.

Anyways, below are some comments of people posting after viewing the Soufiane Touzani freestyle video. If you haven't seen it yet, you really should check it out. The site you can find it at is: http://alldumb.com/?page=comment&link_id=5312

But yes, after reading some of those comments by typicall rednecks, I'd love to go back to Europe where soccer is the real deal.

Here it is:

Soggy Monkey on Apr. 27th at 9:01AM

These are my opinions on this particular video

1. That music gets real REAL annoying after about 10 seconds seeing as how some bitch screams unknown lyrics at you and its the same thing over and over

2. The same thing can be said for the boys tricks. They are the same thing over and over. And why is he playing with a blue ball towards the end?

3. The little punk can only do the tricks on pavement. Why doesnt he do them on grass where the game is played? Cause he cant thats why. What you gonna do bout that MR. soufiane touzani?????

4. I WAS TRICKED INTO CLICKING ON THIS LINK. THIS IS SOCCER, NOT FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL IS THE AMERICAN SPORT, except for the european leauge which is really just americans playing in europe which is pretty funny if you watch it BUT SOCCER HAS 2 NAMES FOOTBALL HAS ONE. SOCCER SHOULD GET A BEATDOWN FOR TRYING TO STEAL FOOTBALLS NAME.

5. ******** son, even I can do that

RageKage on Apr. 27th at 12:43PM

I'm not so sure what that first post was about... The music is alright, and the guy does some sweet tricks and has quite a few of them. If you aren't vehemently against soccer, check out the video.



BigWeesel on Apr. 27th at 1:18PM

Anything that has to do with soccer is automatically gay.

krazieman on Apr. 27th at 1:27PM

That's pretty cool, but I was expecting FOOTBALL, not SOCCER

I'd like to someone playing Soccer take on Ray Lewis.

IamDumb on Apr. 27th at 1:51PM

Way to go Americans! Soccer being the #1 sport in the world, football being somewhere around 30th. Don't get me wrong, I love American Football, but you gotta give respect to the soccer players. It takes a lot more skill and athleticism to play soccer than football. *Hey, I'm 500 lbs, I should be a lineman* Yeah, real athletes.

Just because you ain't got game doesn't mean you gotta hate the ones that do.

paradigm evo on Apr. 27th at 2:41PM

Pretty cool video. I wish I could move the ball like that... The guy is good.

Of course, I haven't played soccer in years...

NYGF on Apr. 27th at 4:06PM

There's a linebacker in the NFL with 5% body fat. You call that 500 lbs? Damn dude, Football>Soccer

Sean on Apr. 27th at 4:16PM

That guy should be a pro, you can tell its england, sadly. its so dull. (im frin there)

rockmyworld1222 on Apr. 27th at 4:44PM

lets see here.... soccer is THE MOST POPULAR SPORT IN THE WORLD get that through ur thick heads **************s

fisherkid88 on Apr. 27th at 5:38PM

soccer is retarded and not very complex, a sport that only involves ur feet well thats just retardation nation,

NYGF on Apr. 27th at 6:11PM

Yeah but guess what, in the U.S (best country in the world) football = most popular. Soccer's right up there with Thai Lai...

Canadian Guy on Apr. 27th at 6:59PM

soccer...zzzzzz, some good tricks though but soccer = gay! hockey, basketball and football is where it's at.

KEEBLER on Apr. 27th at 7:20PM

Well, I liked it

Russ on Apr. 27th at 7:34PM

It didnt work for me, but by most of your comments, it sounds pretty gay.

By the way, Football, Hockey = best sports in america or anywhere. Soccer = ******** who are too weak/********** to play football. I wouldnt even watch it stoned. Its that boring.


God Bless America!

Soggy Monkey on Apr. 27th at 7:36PM

Soccer is like the metric system. Everywhere EXCEPT THE US BABY!!!! I cant believe you europeans bastards want us to be conformists. Diversity is beautiful right???? We dont come over there you ignorant ********s and force football down your throats. If you dont like football, whatever, But dont tell us how great soccer is when its nowhere near any of the proffessional sports in America. We do things different over here. Get over it bitches

SPAG on Apr. 27th at 8:20PM

soccer is king. if you think otherwise, do the world some good and get bent.

sunku on Apr. 27th at 8:34PM

that was pretttty sweet. and all you people that say oh that guys gay or soccer is gay... i would like to see you do those tricks


BigWeesel on Apr. 27th at 8:38PM

The only reason soccer is #1 is because everyone tunes in to see how many members of the crowd are going to die when there is some pointless violent melee at the end of the game - same reason hicks watch Nascar, just waiting for death.

Russ on Apr. 27th at 8:58PM

No one ever dies.... =(

Loki on Apr. 27th at 9:29PM

Both football and soccer take skill to play at a professional level. There is no point in bitching which one is better since its based on OPINION. Of course soccer players are going to say soccer is better and vise versa. This kid has some crazy moves so if you do not like soccer oh well. Go play it and maybe you will see that it isnt as easy as it looks or at least give it a shot?

Soggy Monkey on Apr. 27th at 9:52PM

wow, I can really get the message boards going. RIGHT BITCHES?

downsouff111 on Apr. 27th at 10:54PM

baseball and hockey are more interesting to watch than soccer.

cyphrus on Apr. 28th at 2:26AM

There's a reason soccers the most popular sport in the world, it's also the simplest idea of a game.....the only equipment you need is a ball, and just kick the ball into your goal. Football is a much more complex game that takes a lot more mental strategy and preperation.

However, I still say that guy is phenomenal

NYGF on Apr. 28th at 5:16AM

Yeah, but as someone said you can only do that crap on the street. Soccer is played on godamn grass

BigWeesel on Apr. 28th at 8:20AM

If Cyprhus is right about the simplicity, why isn't basketball the simplist game? All they do is run around and throw balls into a hole - no kicking required.

rugby4life on Apr. 28th at 8:46AM

Soccer is the sport for the ******** that could not play rugby.

panther62 on Apr. 28th at 11:21AM

the reason soccer is so popular is because all you need is a damn ball. Of course all these 3rd world coutries love it. Theres no way in hell they could even afford to play football. Not to mention soccer is a total ****** sport anyway, it will NEVER be as big as Football in America, NEVER.

hatter409 on Apr. 28th at 12:05PM

None of these ********** sports compare to rugby

puertorica35 on Apr. 29th at 8:14PM

hey i saw your video and thought you were pretty good...we should talk sometime...lol..thought you looked great babe..keep up the good work!!

jovdb on May. 4th at 5:12PM

Typically american. The only sports that are nice are the american ones. Soccer is the number one sport in the world , but i guess the entire world except for america must be gay. ********ing ignorant retards, put on your cowboyshoes and go shoot some indians.

Vote Bush...

Try the tricks Soufiani does, very easy


jovdb on May. 4th at 5:33PM

sean paul song by the way

groete, en ge kunt er allema is aan zuige
Brussel


:f***:
 

Pferd

Reserve Team
the last guy seemed to have cleaned everything up. yea i hate people who think american football is all tough and soccer is for pussies. id hate for anyone who says that to have his legs broken by roy keane or anything.
 

SRB

Senior Squad
soccer is anything but a pussy sport, people who heaven't been exposed to it just don't understand that. however, american football is way harder in terms of physical contact... most of the time the object is to hurt the other guy.
 

Spurs4Life

Starting XI
Originally posted by Pferd
the last guy seemed to have cleaned everything up. yea i hate people who think american football is all tough and soccer is for pussies. id hate for anyone who says that to have his legs broken by roy keane or anything.

Funny thing when they get hit in NFL the play stops, in rugby u get bundled and stamped on with showing studs, not to mention no body armour. So to people who play and follow rugby they will see NFL as a pussy sport. Although it aint.
 

Shiryu

Senior Squad
Just by looking at the name of the site, i don't even feel like clicking the link.

Yes, most of those were problably natural american rednecks. What can you do, their IQ's don't even reach double figures. No point in arguing.

Who cares, it's america. What the majority says doens't really matter in our world.;)
 

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Most of those morons probably got cut from their 7th grade soccer team, because they still kicked the ball with their toes or couldn't run for more than two minutes straight, and they're still bitter about it.

Someone should show them all the video of the kid juggling in the tree, and see how they try to claim that he has no skill.

Fucking idiots.
 

Aveirenses

Banned
Life Ban
My reply to everything from that thread...

"I could do those tricks, but he can\'t do half of those since he probably doesn\'t have game-analization. To all those who think football is so boss I\'ll start by answering to some of you dickless retards. How much padding those a football player need? How many football players have died from working so hard on the field? And to those who say you can do these moves, Whatever. Moves are what makes soccer better than football any day of the week. Football is a 3 action sport. Though I\'m not sure action really describes a game that\'s paused every 3 seconds. It\'s boring to watch, and boring to play. As the insanely stupid ass who said soccer was stealing football\'s name... It\'s hard to reply to you seeing as you\'re obviously... well... maybe it was best that your parents told you... but you\'re a ******* retard with an obvious case of dementia to add to it. You ramble on hoping something you type, say, or think actually makes sense. Better luck next time I s\'pose. In case you didn\'t know football was created long before American Football. Not to mention only in the American English dialect is football referred to as soccer. I know I know, you\'re feeling very stupid, but I could\'ve always gone and talked about why is American Football called football when you only touch the ball with your foot like 3 times a game? There\'s a reason that the entire world seems to hate America, I guess the retards who happened to somehow gain access to this modern technology called the internet would be responsible for some of that hate no?

PS: If third world countries can play soccer because it\'s cheap... but.... how do rednecks afford it? "
 

$teauA

Superstar
Yeah just typical American ignorance to the rest of the world. I hope I live to see the day when soccer becomes more popular in the USA and it gets the most attention from espn and fox sports and things like that, hahahahaha what would the rednecks do then :funny:.


I had a big problem with one post, the guy said that soccer should be sued for stealing "football's" name, what a dumbass, he seriously needs to be slapped outside the head very very hard with a shovel.
 

Spurs4Life

Starting XI
Originally posted by $teauA
Yeah just typical American ignorance to the rest of the world.

Yeh im getting tired of going in yahoo chat rooms and people saying Spurs lost to the Lakers :kader:

BTW stealing football's name?, no once again the ENglish dictionary was americanised and they started calling it soccer, football has been called football since the 1700's, NFL has only been around for what 60 ,70 years?
 

Help?

Fan Favourite
HAHA!!! :evil: :evil:

No offence to our football loving americans in here, but that site just showed how dumb, arrogant and closed from the outside world most americans are. THey think that whatever they like, everybody else likes. Especially the guy saying "FOOTBALL, hockey = the best sports in america and anywhere else" he probably have never in his live left the borders of US and already speaks about the world. I would even take that as an insult to football, it's more of an insult to americans that have some sense out there. It's just one of those things like when they asked people on the streets whether Canada was another country or American state and most people said american state.
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
Originally posted by Help?
HAHA!!! :evil: :evil:

No offence to our football loving americans in here, but that site just showed how dumb, arrogant and closed from the outside world most americans are. THey think that whatever they like, everybody else likes. Especially the guy saying "FOOTBALL, hockey = the best sports in america and anywhere else" he probably have never in his live left the borders of US and already speaks about the world. I would even take that as an insult to football, it's more of an insult to americans that have some sense out there. It's just one of those things like when they asked people on the streets whether Canada was another country or American state and most people said american state.
i definately agree with u.(H) they r dumb ass people saying anything which they even dont know about.
 

ishan1990

Senior Squad
Just because they are mentaly challenged doesn't give you the right to make fun of them:crazyboy:

What a load of RETARDS.

American football better than the real football??:rolleyes:
YEAH RIGHT!
 

celtic_bhoy

Senior Squad
american football is THE WORST sport of all time, except nhl which i believe you need padding, the NFL players are the f*ckin pussies, who the hell wears bloody padding for no reason and tries to call other pussies? i just HATE american football so much i cant describe:f***: :f***: :f***:
 

::Jason::

Starting XI
soccer > hockey > b-ball > arena football > NFL > :sb9:

why was such thing posted to a redneck-forum in the first place ?
 


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