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How would you like to die?

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Sir Calumn

Guest
How would you most like to depart from this world?

Milk as much time as possible or go out with a bang?
 
"out with a bang?" ..as in:



:(
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Easy there, wait for the poll. As you can see that is actually one of the options :( As you can also see, I was running out of ideas by about number 7.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
"Stingray bolt though the chest (or some other animal related death)"

I want one of those deaths thats just talked about for so long. Like I find myself totally isolated, fighting a bear to the death. I manage to kill it, but it has mortally wounded me, allowing me one last line (Y)

Something really impressive (H) As, i expect, Steve would have liked to have gone :( :( :(
 

Lean

Fan Favourite
Depends, really. Would like to be elder and live well, not to be 80 years old with all kinds of illness in the book. I would just like to die without pain i guess, something quick. Preferably in an age i'm old enough to look behind and tell myself i've done most of the stuff i wanted to do i guess.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Lean said:
Depends, really. Would like to be elder and live well, not to be 80 years old with all kinds of illness in the book. I would just like to die without pain i guess, something quick. Preferably in an age i'm old enough to look behind and tell myself i've done most of the stuff i wanted to do i guess.

yeaaahh, and then be mauled by a giant bear! :)
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
not neccasarily, if you've studied Chuck Norris' movies, then im sure you could last at least a few seconds.

Hell of a way to go.
 

nor-rbk

Head Official
Moderator
Lean said:
Depends, really. Would like to be elder and live well, not to be 80 years old with all kinds of illness in the book. I would just like to die without pain i guess, something quick. Preferably in an age i'm old enough to look behind and tell myself i've done most of the stuff i wanted to do i guess.
Same for me.
 
How is "chased off a cliff by a group of topless women" not an option in this poll? I've never seen such utter disregard for Monty Python.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
CarlosDanger said:
Old...really old....and then die at the exact moment of orgasm with a very attractive woman less than a 3rd my age.
That's exactly how Adam Faith went. His famous last words: "Everything on chanel five is ****" (H)

It also happened to Richard Pryor's dad. According to Pryor "the bitch couldnt GIVE no pussy away for two years, after that"
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Run DMB said:
How is "chased off a cliff by a group of topless women" not an option in this poll? I've never seen such utter disregard for Monty Python.
Crossed my mind, but I thought if there was an option like that, everyone would just vote for it instead of their real choice. I also disregarded being roundhouse kicked to death by Chuck Norris and dying in a plane that was infested with deadly snakes but didnt have Sam Motha****in' Carlos*son on board.
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba said:
It also happened to Richard Pryor's dad. According to Pryor "the bitch couldnt GIVE no pussy away for two years, after that"

I remember that...he he ...what a legend. Richard Pryor (H)
 
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba said:
Crossed my mind, but I thought if there was an option like that, everyone would just vote for it instead of their real choice. I also disregarded being roundhouse kicked to death by Chuck Norris and dying in a plane that was infested with deadly snakes but didnt have Sam Motha****in' Carlos*son on board.
That's what I figured too, you wanted it to be more of a serious poll.
 


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