How would you like to die?

[King]

Conquer the world, and than get betrayed by my best mate/family member.

 

[nird]

suicide. no doubt. and framing my nemesis for it would be an awesome bonus.

 

[bricktamland]

By a trident to the back.

 

[champdave]

Extreme dyhydration from playing drums in front of hundreds of thousands of people at the age of about 60 would do me fine

 

[Lean]

not neccasarily, if you've studied Chuck Norris' movies, then im sure you could last at least a few seconds.

Hell of a way to go.

I would probably try a roundhouse kick at the bear and then get mauled.

 

[AlienSeafood]

die in my sleep, peacefully of course...age: around 50...

 

[Internazionale]

in a sleep.

 

[Joe Star]

Betray the Mafia, go into witness protection, only to have them track me down when I'm 80 & blast me point-blank with a sawn-off shotgun.

Meh......I wanna die old, fat & bald.

 

[Tom]

I'm amazed no-one has gone for more spectacular ones, blaze of glory with famous last lines is the way to do it.

Being mauled by a bear -> dying in your sleep.

It's the "Norris" way of dying.

 

[goal_machine84]

Die without pain i guess...age no bar cos u never know wen death will come at ya

But if i do live to be old, i d like to die just after an orgasm

 

[Sir Calumn]

Thing is though, in the extremely unlikely occurance that I get famous for doing anything creative, like making films, I dont want to go on and on beyond my sell by date like so many famous people do and shatter my legacy. McCartney was just as talented as Lennon, Elvis wasnt always fat and obnoxious, James Dean was not as great an actor as everyone remembers and Hicks...... well, Hicks would probably have been great no matter how long he lived. If I live an insignificant and pointless life I would be too depressed to want to live a long time, and if I actually did something, I wouldnt want to destroy it by hanging on living, so either way I dont want to make extreme old age. On the other hand, I dont like the idea of wasting any good years, and I reckon one doesnt really start to go majorly down hill until 60, so I went for option three.

 

[INFESTA]

I'd like to have my penis sucked to death.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I'd like to have my penis sucked to death.

Man I think that would be pretty painfull