yoyo913
Team Captain
MaSsiVe;3382682 said:Well that must have been shitty as hell, unless the women in your team were hot and there was only one lockeroom.
A few were BUT there was this 40yr old short asian woman on my team who was convinced by her caucasian (hedonistic looking, emasculated) husband to join the league and play alongside him as well as with their 18yr old son. It was like playing with a man down at all times, so the team captain would play her in a forward position. It was worse than being a man down because sometimes she would get the ball and instead of one of us running to that position for the ball she would always lose it... That pissed me off. There was another young girl on the team who had the same skill level. At least the old lady would sometimes kick the ball (mostly random) so there was a chance one of us might get it but the young girl would always hold on to the ball and get it taken off her. I think league rules were that there were 2 or 3 girls that were required to be on field. I played against this super good girl though that got 2 goals against us, she was playing at a higher level outside that league and probably wanted competition against dudes.
The cool thing about the league is that the uniforms were real team knockoffs. Amazingly my team got inter kits. But the league was a christian league so we had to listen to a 5 minute bible passage reading during each halftime.
ps. I want to add that I have horrible natural talent for soccer. My first touch is bad, I'm passive to go for the ball (especially heading), I'm terrible at positioning and running into space to the right place. I'm also not quick.