FIFA Ballon d'Or and Panchina d'Oro [P+R]

[Mandieta6]

Statistics will always favor attackers, especially since the perfect defense would probably rate like shit because they'd have no last ditch tackles, no blocks, no balls cleared from the line, no crosses to deal with, etc.

 

[Back Door Skip]

That Algeria game was the equivalent of scoring a hat trick in the world cup knockouts

Yeah, if Neuer isn't on that ridiculous form against Algeria I think Germany gets bounced that game.

 

[Filipower]

What's your favourite goal you've scored?

Robben: Winning goal in the 2013 CL final.
Messi: Header against United in the CL final.
Ronaldo: My favourite is always the next one.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

It's because he doesn't have any important goals. I remember him most for that penalty miss against Chelsea that should have cost United the Champions League and the ultimately meaningless fantastic header against Barcelona.

 

[Filipower]

Ronaldo scored the goal that got them to the penalties in the first place. Ultimately as if not more important than Messi's header in a 2-0 win.

Also lol at David Luiz in the team of the year. I guess he's friends with everybody so the players voted for him

 

[Juventino]

Ronaldo's goal in the 2008 CL Final was important, but not very memorable. I don't re-call it anyway. Now he wants us to believe the FIFA Club World Cup was his most emotional win. Can't they just give normal answers?

 

[Filipower]

Haha yeah he said "the last one", because what the fuck kind of question is that anyway. "Hey, for this bureaucratic flash interview so people at home can see your face for more than 10 seconds, please tell me THE MOST EMOTIONAL MOMENT OF YOUR CAREER. QUICK, THINK!!"

 

[Filipower]

http://www.thesportbible.com/articl...-to-david-luiz-making-fifpro-team-of-the-year

 

[Juventino]

Haha yeah he said "the last one", because what the fuck kind of question is that anyway. "Hey, for this bureaucratic flash interview so people at home can see your face for more than 10 seconds, please tell me THE MOST EMOTIONAL MOMENT OF YOUR CAREER. QUICK, THINK!!"

Haha, yeah, it's such an awkward affair.

 

[Xaviesta]

Come on. No Atleti player in that XI and Löw named coach of the year ahead of Simeone.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I don't mind Low, he's the only one who has any case over Simeone. He helped restructure German football and won the World Cup without his best player.

 

[Filipower]

Yeah Simeone had a worse team relatively to Löw and won against Barça and Real. Still, Löw won the WC so it's understandable. Simeone might still win the best UFC coach though.

 

[Juventino]

Hey, Marta plays in the ghetto where Zlatan grew up. I always thought it was funny street boy Zlatan wants us to know he grew up in the harsh 'hood of f*cking Malmö.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah, in that hellish socialist paradise of Sweden where no one is actually poor.

 

[Filipower]

Shut up guys, it's very cold there!!

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I wish he would say something like "I grew up in a terrible neighborhood, there were tons of Serbian immigrants."

 

[Filipower]

Luis Enrique with a message for Messi.

 

[Jaboldinho]

It's really a tough place in Malmö, believe it or not.

 

[Filipower]

We don't.

 

[Dytza]

Well he wasn't actually raised in a bubble, and the dificulties in his early life weren't just about his neighbourhood, but mostly because of his parents. And he also said he liked that little "ghetto".

What the fuck was that jungle sound?

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