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Favourite quotes

Wiimaster

Club Supporter
Just realised that I posted this in the movies forum! *Shock* *Horror* Can some one move this to the off topic forum please? And delete this post after you do it.
*panic*
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Best to move it because we already have a movie quotes thread somewhere.

Perhaps my favourite quote of all time, one I try to live by:

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
~ Oscar Wilde

And while we're at it, some more gems from the greatest Brit who ever lived (who, like most great Brits, is actually foreign):

“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.” ~ Oscar Wilde
"Everything popular is wrong" ~ Oscar Wilde

And then there's that awesome Jonathan Swift quote that Run DMB posted a little while back:

“When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.” ~ Jonathan Swift

I'll post some more if this thread catches on. If it doesnt, I'll join the bandwagon abusing it.
 

Filipower

Bunburyist
"Puta que pariu, obe lá, é pó bujão" - Fernando Rocha

it's not a favorite, i don't even find the guy very funny, but it was an opportunity to swear without getting the * :(
 


"damn that girl got a great future behind her!"

- Bishop Don "Magic" Juan (real-life pimp)
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Here goes..

"That which does not kill us only serves to make us stronger"
- Nietzche (sp?)

"Always look on the bright side of life"
- OLDDD

"Worse things have happened at sea"
- OLDDD

"INTO my heart on air that kills. From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went, And cannot come again."
- A.E.Housman

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
- Maximus (Gladiator)

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
- Maximus (Gladiator)

"Then there was Phillips, the Chief. It might have been my mission, but it sure as **** was Chief's boat. "
- Willard (Apoc Now)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."
- Kilgore (Apoc Now)

"Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?"
- Obiwan (Star Wars)




and the mother of all movie quotes:

"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. "
- Obiwan (Star Wars)
 

MaestroZidane

YELLOW CARD: Untrustworthy
"I will make him an offer he won't refuse"
-Marlon brando (The Godfather)

"I'll make you famous"
-Emilio Esteves (young guns)
 

rpvankasteren

Fan Favourite
“The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.”
-Johnny Depp
 
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Virgo

Guest
good thread, I'll start with Bill Hicks inevitably:


"When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who f*cking rocked. I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit. I want someone who plays from his f*cking heart.[...]I want my rock stars dead! I want them to f*cking play with one hand and put a gun in their other f*cking hand and go "I hope you enjoyed the show!" (gun-fire noise)

...I am available for children's parties by the way"
 
"Hell is other people."

- Jean-Paul Sartre

"How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech."

- Søren Kierkegaard

"Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment."

- Søren Kierkegaard
 

d3adly

Senior Squad
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Nice Churchill quote (Y)

"If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind."
~ John Stuart Mill

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
~ Bertrand Russell

And one of the most important of all...

"I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong."
~ Bertrand Russell
 

MikeyM

Big Daddy
"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" - Joker

" He's the little boy who on a hot summer's day held a magnifying glass to his best friend's neck and watched him buuuurrrrrnn!" "Evil" Kryten - Red Dwarf


"Said Simple Simon to the Pieman going to the fair, give me your pies .... or I'll cave your head in" Simon Gruber - Die Hard III



Mike
 

INFESTA

Official
A couple classics:

'There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.'
Mahatma Gandhi

'... And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land.'
Martin Luther King Jr., Speech in Memphis, April 3, 1968, the day before King was assassinated
 


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