drink stories

[Da Kid]

i have a drinking story

me 2! wtf is this a thread?

 

[Seggie8]

Oh! Oh! Oh! I have a story!












WTF is this? Too bad we're not sitting in a circle and telling our stories together as the Pashis did.

 

[pashi]

seriously u guys stop bein silly tell ur stories!

 

[Seggie8]

I think we shouldn't and all of ur threads be closed for all eternity.

 

[pashi]

i think ur real dumb an real gay and if u no careful i come to toronto,canada an **** you up, sweetdreaming gayboy

 

[Da Kid]

i think ur real dumb an real gay and if u no careful i come to toronto,canada an **** you up, sweetdreaming gayboy

 

[Vagegast]

A few nights ago, I threw up on a couch, fell down a stairs, threw up on myself and ended up on the side of the road in Rodanthe, North Carolina.

 

[Shindig]

Textbook error!

Anyway, pub stories? Yep, I don't think there's a pub I haven't visited that I haven't got lost in.

And I can't remember the last time I paid for a pint.

 

[Joe]

I screwed some broad, unprotected, then ignored her calls to pay for half of her abortion.

What?

 

[Theblobber]

and then when all else failed she came at me with "I have cocaine, lsd, and mescaline in my purse." Yeah, what do you say to that?

lol I know what I would say to that and it makes me glad you were in this situation and not I. I would've been caught 15 minutes later as high as a kite doing the crazy auntie up the bathroom wall.

 

[Seggie8]

lol I know what I would say to that and it makes me glad you were in this situation and not I. I would've been caught 15 minutes later as high as a kite doing the crazy auntie up the bathroom wall.

You're a retard then.


I love my drinches. :-puke:

 

[Theblobber]

I am not a retard mate but i do have a substance abuse problem. I.e. if there is a substance available to abuse I will do so. Ill yes retarded no.

 

[Seggie8]

It was a joke calm down, everyone knows you're not an alcoholic.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

lol I know what I would say to that and it makes me glad you were in this situation and not I. I would've been caught 15 minutes later as high as a kite doing the crazy auntie up the bathroom wall.

Haha, well first of all she was VERY unattractive, and probably older than my mom, so way past her prime.

And regarding the drugs, I don't know if my friend would ever talk to me again had I done them. Plus my drug of choice is by far alcohol.

(considered the cocaine for a split second) Didn't do it though, I'm not a bad person!!

 

[MaSsiVe]

well I kind of have a hemp addiction, does that make me a bad person?
no it doesn't, I'm just a harmless pothead

 

[jatin]

The only drunk story I have is throwing up after my first glass of Vodka(plain..no soda)...
And yeah...it was my first time(drinking)...there has been no second time yet!! (:/)




*About the thread started-glad he was banned!!*

 

[$teauA]

i think ur real dumb an real gay and if u no careful i come to toronto,canada an **** you up, sweetdreaming gayboy

I actually agree with him here

 

[rony31]

If you want mine, just come on SG around 3 AM on Saturday and Sunday mornings Central US Time. I'm sure to post something stupid.

EDIT: Ok fine...

My friend Sara invited me to go to a wedding with her this past weekend, and so naturally I said yes. In fact her invitation was more like "would you like to go to a wedding wi...." "YES!!!!!" "in two weeks" "Hell yeah! Is there an open bar?" "It's a _______ wedding, of course there's an open bar"

So anyway, we get to the reception and I order the greatest drink of all time: Red Bull and Vodka. I had $16 on me and realized that while it wasn't an open bar it had free beer on tap and really cheap drinks. So the Red Bull and Vodkas were $2.75 and I had the maximum I could have, and I think I borrowed change to get the last one and didn't tip the bartenders (**** them, they were making enough that night) bringing the total to at least 6. Of course the strategy was to drink those fast to get really drunk, and then just maintain with the free beer. Let me tell you, that plan worked swimmingly. I was WASTED, except I was drinking Red Bull and Vodkas, so I also had a ton of energy. I busted out some of my rave dancing on the few hip-hop songs which can fool white people into thinking I can dance and luckily there were no black people to actually tell how bad I actually am.

Well anyway, I had never met the bride, groom, any member of the wedding party, in fact I had only met my "date" Sara before out of anyone at the wedding. So, the bride's crazy aunt Jennie took a liking to me and was basically doing anything in her power to get me in the bathroom with her. I got a VERY awkward shoulder massage, which didn't work, she tried to show off her dancing to get me on her, which REALLY didn't work, and then when all else failed she came at me with "I have cocaine, lsd, and mescaline in my purse." Yeah, what do you say to that? So I brush her off and when she leaves I tell Sara and her parents what happened. And word spreads. At the end of the night the Bride and Groom, who I have NEVER seen before are laughing at me because now I'm the new guy who crossed paths with crazy Aunt Jennie. So at the end of the night she comes up to me and is VERY forward, basically propositioning me right there and saying she'll be right back, well if you've ever been in this situation there's only one thing you can do, run up to the platonic female friend that you came with and drunkenly shout in her face "YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!! I'm TERRIFIED of this woman."

Oh, and I also drunkenly showed off my HOT dance moves on one of the slow songs; can you guys do the double twirl flawlessly? What about a perfect dip? Because that's all I got, but in a room full of white people I looked like Fred Astaire. The next thing I need to add is the arm out circle prominade and I'll be dazzling old and young alike at weddings for the rest of my life.

Um... yeah, I don't know why I posted this, I'm stone cold sober right now.

hahaha, awesome story

about Red Bull & Vodka though, I'm not too fond of it went to England for this past New Year's, and one night we were at some pub and it was 1GBP per drink night, so my friend buys me like 4 at once and I down them in about half an hour since you can barely taste the vodka. I then go on to have a few more pints, more random drinks here and there and was pretty drunk. but full of energy. so we start randomly walking the streets of London, drunk at about 2am, and I'm feeling great, like you said, wasted but hyper. I loved it until we got home. trying to sleep at about 3am when suddenly my heart rate jumps and I can hear it through my chest. I was terrified man I didn't know what the **** it was (I forgot about the Red Bulls)... so I just laid in bed for about 2 hours with my eyes wide open til I finally fell asleep.


few days later, we're planning to go to some "garage" event at some random club, supposed to be huge. so we hit some bar where everything's always cheap. I have like 4 pints of beer and after a while I start feeling woozy. I didn't wanna resort to RedBull & Vodka for energy since I remembered that one night, but my cousin told me if I didn't I'd be asleep and it was only 11pm. so I drink like 2 pints of RB&V, it kicks in like 15 mins later and I'm pumped. we finally leave to hit that garage club thing, but when we get there, the doors are closed and barricated, with a giant CANCELLED sign. bull****, I didn't sleep that night either for NO REASON

therefore, RedBull & Vodka is not my cup of tea

 

[Seggie8]

I actually agree with him here

I think ur alone on that one pal.

 

[$teauA]

I think ur alone on that one pal.

haha