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ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
rony31 said:
hahaha, awesome story (H)

about Red Bull & Vodka though, I'm not too fond of it :( went to England for this past New Year's, and one night we were at some pub and it was 1GBP per drink night, so my friend buys me like 4 at once and I down them in about half an hour since you can barely taste the vodka. I then go on to have a few more pints, more random drinks here and there and was pretty drunk. but full of energy. so we start randomly walking the streets of London, drunk at about 2am, and I'm feeling great, like you said, wasted but hyper. I loved it until we got home. trying to sleep at about 3am when suddenly my heart rate jumps and I can hear it through my chest. I was terrified man I didn't know what the **** it was (I forgot about the Red Bulls)... so I just laid in bed for about 2 hours with my eyes wide open til I finally fell asleep.


few days later, we're planning to go to some "garage" event at some random club, supposed to be huge. so we hit some bar where everything's always cheap. I have like 4 pints of beer and after a while I start feeling woozy. I didn't wanna resort to RedBull & Vodka for energy since I remembered that one night, but my cousin told me if I didn't I'd be asleep and it was only 11pm. so I drink like 2 pints of RB&V, it kicks in like 15 mins later and I'm pumped. we finally leave to hit that garage club thing, but when we get there, the doors are closed and barricated, with a giant CANCELLED sign. bull****, I didn't sleep that night either for NO REASON :(

therefore, RedBull & Vodka is not my cup of tea

I've actually never had that problem, but I know a lot of people have. I've made my body survive in all kinds of conditions on all kinds of things, I can handle pretty much anything at this point (not drug related).
 

Hopeunited

Starting XI
I never get wasted, I'm a nice person :( but I have a story of my friend:

One of my friends got really wasted at a post-play (school show) party and puked sh1tloads. He was dancing unconsciously and his knee cap popped out of its socket and dislocated. He was drunk and panicking and one of his drunk friends said he was a doctor and pushed his knee cap back into place, and unbelievably, it actually worked. People at the party then drew Nazi symbols on his face and of course he didn't realize it. Later on around 2AM my drunk friend left the party and wandered off by himself. Nobody know where he went and everyone was worried. But apparently he walked around hammered, slipped off a slope by my school's soccer field, fell and landed in some snow banks (it was late November in Canada). He passed out in the snow banks in a t-shirt in the winter and slept 4 hours through the morning and stayed alive. He woke up in the morning and called his mom to pick him up and got an ass-whopping from his mother.

It's a legendary tale of survival.
 

rony31

Team Captain
ya, wtf Hope, drink up ya sissy... and didn't you just have prom?! you're tellin me you didn't get wasted?!?!?! :o (H)
 

Shindig

Fan Favourite
I don't get wasted, as such. I get to the brink and then usually quit. As long as I've got enough sense to get home without throwing up.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
got very drunk saturday night at a house-warming party. One of my best mates Rich (as gay as the day is long) was with his boyfriend all night, and apparently i was constantly saying;

"you know... you two make a LOVELY couple, i bet you'll have lovely children"...

(H)

And apparently i committed the cardinal sin of dropping an entire box of Pringles, as i threw them through the air, tut tut.

Amazing stuff :D:D:D

:(
 

Joe

Starting XI
Tom said:
"you know... you two make a LOVELY couple, i bet you'll have lovely children"...

Haha, I'm also known for making such remarks around my gay friend as well.

Luckily, like yours, it's pretty much in good/funny taste.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
aye get on great with them so it's ok. But I can only imagine what other people must think who don't know we know each other (H)
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
The Don said:
I'd find it so bizarre to have gay friends.

(H)

Oh and Shifty, i know :( Apparently they now have the smell of BBQ flavoured carpet in their living room :D
 

champdave

SG Sheffield Authority
Tom said:
And apparently i committed the cardinal sin of dropping an entire box of Pringles, as i threw them through the air, tut tut.

:O

My sister did that at Christmas once and we've never forgiven here. In fact, we adapted a Christmas song for it;

(8) Last Christmas, I gave you my Pringles;
And on the very next day, you threw them away.
This year, to save you from tears,
I'm eating them all myself (8)

Still brings a tear to my eye :p
 


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