Originally posted by Bobby
Patrick Ewing/John Starks 2004
Oh my god think of the potential. Throw in Charles Oakley as Defense Secretary. Put Mark Carlos*son at the point. Get Anthony Mason as Ambassador to Coolness. Charlie Ward and Chris Dudley will just sort of hang around the White House for no apparent reason. Plus they will have to be in their Knicks uniforms at all times no matter what. I could see it during the debates. Kerry and Bush in three piece suits and Ewing in his classic Blue and Orange number 33 jersey. It would spectacular.
We would tear nations apart. We wouldn't even need an army. Those five could handle everything Like here is how we would deal with terrorism. Starks and Ewing would go
"Hey terrorists what's up?"
Then the terrorist would be like "Nothing."
Starks and Ewing would reply with "Cool how about we play some B-Ball? We win you stop bombing people and if you win you get Spike Lee forever."
The terrorist would reply with "We don't want Spike Lee."
Ewing and Starks then counter with "Lets play then chumps."
Then we would go out and dominate the terrorist with Starks scoring 30 points and Mason and Ewing putting up triple doubles. As long as the terrorist don't convince Michael Jordan or Reggie Miller to play for their team we would win every time. If the terrorist do get Michael Jordan or Reggie Miller, well we all better get ready to be put under the rule of terrorist as John Starks will probably shoot 1 for 15, Ewing will foul out, Oakley will get ejected and Jeff Van Gundy will pull out all his hair on the sideline.
On the other hand I can already here Ewing on government spending. "We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot of money too." Ewing could then make one of his famous trips to the gold club so he can see some lesbian action he so dearly loves.
Ewing/Starks '04 is like a dream come true.