best football quotes by commentators

[DeadManInc2709]

"OHHHHH YA BEAUTAYYYYY!!! WHAT A HIT SON, WHAT A HIT!!!!!" - Andy Gray after Gerrard's goal against Olympiakos.

That's my favourite too ...

 

[Tom]

Anything, and i mean anything, by Ron Atkinson. (Ronglish )

"I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire."

 

[1966+2006]

Big Ron------> "well, a big old fasioned lumpey cross into the middle, cole with a cushioned header and scholes is an ace in the box and he knows it!"

Inter 1-1 Man UTD CL QF 99

 

[Lennon]

Check this guy out during the World Cup matches: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1LZEBhYJqOI

It's in spanish because the guy (Pablo Ramirez) is mexican, but take a look anyway to see how the guy goes CRAZY when screaming the goals and the penalty.

 

[solaimaa]

"Well, having Harry on one side and Potter on the other hasn't quite provided the magical touch for Liverpool!" - not sure who said it, but it was early last season

 

[Tom]

"I fancy the big man from here"

Ron.

 

[rumanu?]

One all Aussies will remember forever

Simon Hill: Here's Aloisi for a place in the World Cup.........
Craig Foster: YEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Simon Hill: Australia have done it!
Craig Foster: Johnny Warren!
Simon Hill: At last, at long long last, Australia will be going to the world cup finals



and during the world cup:

"Tim Cahill has done it again!, oh its a wonderful moment in Kaiserslautern,magical stuff, enjoy the moment,drink it in, its a wonder strike from the wonder boy of Australian football"

 

[Jaboldinho]

Donät know any football commentary quoets, but in a NHL-match, there was John Madden as a commentator. In the start of the game he said: The team that scores more goals will win here tonight."

 

[Shindig]

"It's up for grabs, nooooooooow!"

"It's like there's 11 Dicks on the field" - I think it was Andrew Dolby. During a Newcaslte - West Ham game when Julian Dicks was destroying us.

"Thomas Rosicky... easily recognisable by his shirt... short... short shirt.... short SLEEVES! Short, shirt, shorts." - David Pleat, Euro 2004.

"And this is exactly what happened whybarhoddleanargie!" - John Motson, World Cup 2002, I think.

"Took a knock to the head, there."
"Oiiiiiii've hurt moiiiii braaaaaaaaaainnnnnn"
"...."

Pleat and Tydlesley exchanging an unconfortable silence during World Cup 2006. For the record, Clive was the one who did the monged voice.

 

[brianodom]

"Dennis Bergkamp is in ......and that was.....Briliant...Aboslutely Brilliant A Touch of Class.....World Class and in this gripping game of two of englands top clubs Arsenal has struck first"

also any goal shown on univision is priceless

 

[Rui10Costa]

"Dennis Bergkamp is in ......and that was.....Briliant...Aboslutely Brilliant A Touch of Class.....World Class and in this gripping game of two of englands top clubs Arsenal has struck first"

also any goal shown on univision is priceless

man u so got that from fifa 06 lol...i like the 1 with rooney...wayne rooney o...he went for it o...his 1st goal in the premership...what a speacil goal...ladies and gentlemen introducing 16 year old wayne rooney

 

[1966+2006]

hehem that was great! against arsenal i think? 2-1 whcih helped us to the championship that year!

 

[Eng4WorldCup]

"it's broken kanu's way and de goey is right out of the centre, now kanu what's he going to do? OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? HE'S FLATTENED CHELSEA!"
martin tyler

thats not the line.
he says "hes cracked the chelsea"

 

[1966+2006]

really? my apologies!

 

[barthez4]

man u so got that from fifa 06 lol...i like the 1 with rooney...wayne rooney o...he went for it o...his 1st goal in the premership...what a speacil goal...ladies and gentlemen introducing 16 year old wayne rooney

FIFA 06, or the fact that it was an amazing goal that most followers of the game have seen at least ten times.

some of my favourites:
"can manchester united score? they always score!...The big goalies up...peter schmeichel is forward, beckham, it's towards schmeichel, it's come for dwight yorke, cleared Giggs with a shot...SHERINGHAM! NAME ON THE TROPHY!"

CL Final '99 Bayern 1-1 Man UTD Clive Tyldesley and Ron Atkinson

And...

"Beckham... Into Sheringham... AND SOLSKJAER HAS WON IT! Manchester United has reached the promised land! Ole Solskjaer! The two substitutes have scored the two goals in stoppage time, and the Treble looms large!"

Put those two together on a CD and I could listen to it all day.

 

[1966+2006]

i did! "yorke, still yorke...he's brought down by perzuzzi cole will finish it off...FULL SPEED AHEAD BARCELONA!"

 

[Shindig]

"Look at his face! Look at HIIIIIIIIIIS FACE!"

I think it was Brian Moore. Forget what game it was.

 

[brianodom]

man u so got that from fifa 06 lol...i like the 1 with rooney...wayne rooney o...he went for it o...his 1st goal in the premership...what a speacil goal...ladies and gentlemen introducing 16 year old wayne rooney

sure did... the very first thing i heard on the game and being an arsenal fan loved every second of it

oh and one more to add..

when henry scored against portugal in the WC

"And it's in you know who he is and he needs no intro...france has taken the lead..nuf said"

 

[pasion1]

this will obviously piss off the Brittish. But this is in South America considered the greatest commentating moment of all time.


WORLD CUP 1986-
ARGENTINA 2- ENGLAND 1 (Maradona, 2nd goal)

(Uruguayan announcer "Victor Hugo Morales" <announcing for Argentina>)
<My uncle >


"Pasa para Diego, ahí la tiene Maradona, lo marcan dos, pisa la pelota Maradona, arranca por la derecha el genio del fútbol mundial, deja andar y va a tocar para Burruchaga, siempre Maradona, GENIO, GENIO, GENIO, TA TA TA TA TA TA...¡¡¡GOOOOOL!!! ¡¡¡¡GOOOOOL!!! ¡¡¡VIVA EL FÚTBOL!!! ¡¡¡GOLAAAZOOO!!! ¡¡¡DIEGOOOL!!! ¡¡MARADOONAAA!!!...¡VOY A LLORAR, PERDÓNENME! ¡¡¡MARADONAAA!!! ¡EN UNA CORRIDA MEMORABLE! ¡EN UNA JUGADA DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS! ¡BARRILETE CÓSMICO! ¡¿DE QUÉ PLANATA VINISTE?! ¡PARA DEJAR EN CAMINO A TANTO INGLÉS! ¡PARA QUE EL PAÍS SEA UN PUUUÑO APRETADO GRITANDO POR ARGENTINA! ¡¡¡ARRGENTINA 2 - INGLATERRA 0!!! ¡¡¡DIEGOOOL!!! ¡¡¡DIEGOOOL!!! ¡¡¡DIEGO ARMANDO MARADOONAAA!!!...¡Gracias, Dios, por el fútbol, por Maradona, por éstas lágrimas, por éste!...Argentina 2 - Inglaterra 0."


..........Priceless.

 

[MaSsiVe]

that was great