best football quotes by commentators

[1966+2006]

some of my favourites:
"can manchester united score? they always score!...The big goalies up...peter schmeichel is forward, beckham, it's towards schmeichel, it's come for dwight yorke, cleared Giggs with a shot...SHERINGHAM! NAME ON THE TROPHY!"

CL Final '99 Bayern 1-1 Man UTD Clive Tyldesley and Ron Atkinson

 

[Stephan_BEL]

"Well at least Anderlecht is showing it is still a force to be reckoned with" a belgian TV commentator when Anderlecht won against Betis in the CL after losing their previous 11 matches and breaking the record of losses on a row in the CL.

 

[RuiCosta_10]

Haha, i can already see the Portugueses invading this thread with Grabiel Alves's quotes, i'm just too lazy to put them here...

 

[Klobb]

"England versus Germany games have often caused the teacups to topple off the table, so those of you at home watching tonight be careful with the crockery"-john motson

 

[Pontiakos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw7ddYzYF8


I have nothing to add.

soryy to translate

"Come on Angellos, come on Angelos......ITS A GOAL, ITS A GOAL, ITS A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, DELAS DELAS ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL DELAS DELAS THE COLLOSSUS DELAS DELAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!"

 

[1966+2006]

"six men in the wall, will they be enough....NO THEY WILL NOT! WEST HAM HIT THE SIX!"
beckham freekick to make it 6-1 against west ham in 2001, not sure wqhich commentator though...

 

[Filipower]

Haha, i can already see the Portugueses invading this thread with Grabiel Alves's quotes, i'm just too lazy to put them here...

haha abso-f.uckin-lutely

 

[1966+2006]

"it's just like watching Everton!"

Ron atkinson after the german channel premiere left on the microphones during half time
Man utd 0-0 Bayern....very boring game

 

[1966+2006]

"it's broken kanu's way and de goey is right out of the centre, now kanu what's he going to do? OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? HE'S FLATTENED CHELSEA!"
martin tyler

 

[Bummy_JaB]

"never has a name been more appropriate, the GUNNERS"- i forget who

 

[Lean]

"OHHHHH YA BEAUTAYYYYY!!! WHAT A HIT SON, WHAT A HIT!!!!!" - Andy Gray after Gerrard's goal against Olympiakos.

 

[Socrates]

"Oh thats orgasmic" -Ray Hudson I think it was after Zidane scored a goal for us.

 

[Rui10Costa]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY WHAT A GOAL...lol shep messing

 

[PSVFOREVER]

Well, the Dutch Eurosport commentator is good for a laugh, he's so stupid. Recently he called Anderlecht midfielder Mbark Boussoufa constantly Boulahrouz.

 

[hs232]

Youve gotta be kidding me - Shep Messing

 

[Filipower]

for the portuguese Eurosport viewers: there's this commentator that can't stay 5 minutes without saying something like: "and it's a goal......no, it's offside awarded to...no, it's the end of the game, it's over!"...(in portuguese obviously..)

 

[Mauricio]

" He really IS pretty" -Raul Orvañanos after a close up to Becks, Mexican commentator in a R.Madrid CL match

GAY!! haha

 

[MaSsiVe]

"Ripa na rapaqueca" (no translation for that...)

"even I would score that with my beer-belly"

"what the f'ck was up with that dude?"

....


legend Jorge Perestrelo :Bow:

 

[Psyatika]

Shep Messing is an idiot. No more quotes from him please!

"Oh baby, you've gotta be kidding me!"

No, Shep, sometimes players pass the ball down the wing. It's nothing unbelieveable you tool.

 

[newbie original]

"Barthez with the finger, Ronaldo's lining it up, where's he going to put it.....he's got that look on his face like he wants......HE'S DROPPED IT! It was heading straight for him and he couldn't hold on." - forgot his name, during the semi.

Gary, at home, to me on the phone: "What was Baldy Flatscalp thinking?"