Anime and Olympics thread

[ShiftyPowers]

"Very Ameche-esque".

She's probably gay, yes.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Tyson Gay runs 100m in 9.80. Doesn't get a medal. Insane final.

 

[Alex]

Oh, and women's gymnastics is something I just can't watch. All of those girls are so in my wheelhouse it's disturbing. At least there doesn't appear to be a jailbait goddess like Shawn Johnson on this year's team.

Yep. I'm there. And thanks to you guys, now I've got a load of names to Google. Thanks

 

[Alex]

just here to observe, not to judge.

Who is this? I'm not usually that much into big booty, but I want to find videos and masturbate.

 

[Alex]

Can't blame the coach for sneaking a little touch of the bum here...when ever I see any of these girls with coaches I can't help but think the coaches are bad men.

 

[Alex]

Shifty I have to say, of the three, Johnson, Sacramone and Liukin, Sacramone is my favourite, and Johnson my least. All hot though

 

[Alex]

What I'd do to get a piece of this sandwich...

 

[Filipower]

Boss.

 

[Sir Calumn]

This legend is the coach of the beautiful Russian woman's handball team...

 

[Keegan]

Right now, I think Tyson's best chance at a medal is bronze. Yohan Blake is a beast and is rounding into fearsome form. Bolt says he is at 95% today and will be ready when the time comes. It is going to be one of the most exciting 9.x seconds seen in recent times!

I hate to say I told you so...

 

[Yossarian]

Boss.

a gold medalist on and off the track, I see.

I heard those girls are from the Swedish handball team? For their sake, hopefully they're done competing because Bolt probably engages in the kinda rough sex that terminates pregnancies and puts a woman out of action for at least a week!!

 

[Yossarian]

Who is this? I'm not usually that much into big booty, but I want to find videos and masturbate.

absolutely no clue, my good man.

 

[Filipower]

Also I'm sure they're hoping his title of "Fastest man alive" is only valid on the track

 

[Yossarian]

Poor girl. The hurdling gods gave her that name as a forewarning against taking up the sport in the first place and she openly defied them on the biggest stage possible.

 

[MaestroZidane]

I feel for her

 

[Yossarian]

Also I'm sure they're hoping his title of "Fastest man alive" is only valid on the track

I chortled..........SO HARD!!



good sh!t, bro.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

a gold medalist on and off the track, I see.

I heard those girls are from the Swedish handball team? For their sake, hopefully they're done competing because Bolt probably engages in the kinda rough sex that terminates pregnancies and puts a woman out of action for at least a week!!

Hahaha, can you imagine being a superstar like Phelps or Bolt or LeBron at the ******* Olympics, man? I don't think I could handle it, I'd miss my events because I'd have a line of hot athletic chicks out my door and I'd want to **** them all. In 20 years I'd have kids competing for every country on earth.

 

[Jaboldinho]

It was news in Finland some days ago when Bolt had asked for a 17-year-old Finnish athlete's phone number. It was for his friend though, so she declined.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Some American athlete got asked to grab a meal at the commissary with LeBron and she turned him down because of curfew. Then tweeted it like she turned down LeBron because she's so high status and blah blah. Here's one dude's (probably true) guess at what really went down

Lebron:What’s up Lauren, trying to get some chicken nuggets at the food court

Lauren: um no thanks I’ve got curfew hehe

Lauren to her girlfriends: Oh my God Lebron just asked me to spend a week with him in Hawaii

 

[fender]

Its the swimmer Lauren Perdue, i'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she was just messing around.

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