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Going out on a date? well, don't forget to take your piss bottle..

Who in the world would **** in someone else's tub even in their most desperate situation?

I doubt its true. Funny as hell anyhow. Gave me such a laugh. (Y)
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
Yeah, that can't be true. Sounds like a scene from Dumb & Dumber or Along Came Polly. It didn't stop me from reading it and laughing my ass off, though. The illustrations added a nice touch to it.
 

Krypton X

Senior Squad
Xifio;2782717 said:
the illustrative pics (H)
The best bit is when he's plugging off both ends with his fingers.


That thread is going places, who knows, might even make in into a feature film one day. :D




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RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
(H)(H)(H)(H)(H)(H)(H)(H)(H)!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamn, those ******* dweebs should have a mock-umentary made from them. Their s*** is utter gold! (Y)
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
You guys are all missing THE funniest thing about that post,

"It would have all been alright if I'd remembered my piss bottle".

This guy NORMALLY carries a piss bottle. He had a little bottle which he carries around in his pocket in case he needs to piss, and presumably spends a good 30% of his time carrying around a bottle of warm piss. This is NORMAL for him, and NORMAL for his friends.

**** body builders, man.
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
This is the problem with body-builders. All that muscle but no flexibility. Someone who really knew how to work out would've been able to pee and poop at the same time.

I wonder if this is the male equivalent to 2 Girls 1 Cup, though. 1 Guy 1 Tub 0 Bottle?
 
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