FC Porto Thread [2015-2016]

[ManUnitedXI]

Hope you guys treat Iker better than RM did.

His press conference was quite disrepectful according to many. Left in the media room all by himself with no players there for support while they leave on tour. Adding on to that, they unfollowed him on twitter. A club legend treated like a piece of sh*t.

 

[Mus]

A club legend yes, but also a snitch

 

[MaestroZidane]

He should have left last year, after La Decima.

 

[Arnau]

Mediocre GK, bad team mate with legend status and a lot of friends in the media. He was a cancer for the locker room.

 

[MaSsiVe]

Iker will wear #12. After reading ArnauSG's post I was expecting him to go with 666.

 

[ARIAGA II]

Too scared of Helton to take #1?

 

[Filipower]

He'll work to earn that number 1 here, this isn't a shitty club like Real.

 

[Filipower]

Including loans he's our 9th player from a La Liga club in the last year, 5th from the top 3 teams.

 

[MaSsiVe]

Whisperer skills from Lopetegui.

The most noticeable aspect of Iker's move so far is the marketing boom happening around the FC Porto brand. Social media and shirt sales are apparently hitting numbers going through the roof since the first rumours arrived last week...Ik€r Ca$illa$!



On another note, Maxi fucking Pereira is about to become one of us.

 

[Filipower]

Yeah that's exactly my feeling about Maxi. What in the flying fuck.

 

[MaSsiVe]

He's old and not even good anymore (was he ever though?). Not to mention being an absolute **** on the pitch and still getting away with dozens of leg-breakers over the years...watch him get sent off every couple of matches now just because he's wearing our shirt.

 

[Filipower]

Agree 100%.

 

[MaSsiVe]

First pre-season match happened today, 5-1 away to Fortuna Sittard. Young striker André Silva played a full half and scored twice

 

[Filipower]

Get them in before the loan!

 

[MaSsiVe]

Pablo Osvaldo all but confirmed, this is a huge risk since he's a huge dick.

At least I hope we give him a short length contract so that we can get rid of him soon and make way for the youngsters.
Unless he bags like 30 goals per season

 

[Arnau]

Porto transfer policy had changed since Lopetegui took over

 

[Filipower]

I think I would prefer giving Oneboobonecar a chance. And if not, was hoping for at least something better than Osvaldo. The league is very easy though, maybe he'll do very well.

 

[MaSsiVe]

Official shirt numbers for next season:

1 - Helton
2 - Maxi Pereira
3 - Martins Indi
4 - Maicon
5 - Marcano
6 - Rúben Neves
7 - Varela
8 - Brahimi
9 - Aboubakar
10 - Osvaldo
11 - Tello
12 - Casillas
13 - Sérgio Oliveira
14 - José Ángel
15 - Evandro
16 - Herrera
17 - Hernâni
18 - Adrián López
19 - André Silva
20 - André André
21 - Ricardo
22 - Danilo
23 - Bueno
24 - Lichnovsky
25 - Imbula
26 - Alex Sandro
28 - Cissokho
71 - Raul Gudiño

Quintero didn't get one and didn't return from his vacation...wonder where he'll play next season, since we decided to spend €5M on the other half of his rights he'd better be playing in a competitive league and team to help his football come back to life. So much talent and so little evolution...

 

[Arnau]

Casillas shpuld have taken #10

 

[MaSsiVe]

He tried to but then Osvaldo threatened to rape, skin, and burn Carbonero alive.