Who's The Man...?

[rony31]

those Brad Friedel ones suck. you suck, Dan.


Chuck Norris

"To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong."

 

[Run DMB]

those Brad Friedel ones suck. you suck, Dan.

rony, you put the 'ass' back in 'Assyrian'

Go make me a falafel sandwich, you towelhead.

 

[Internazionale]

Chuck Norris rules !

 

[Bobby]

"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris."

heh!

 

[rony31]

rony, you put the 'ass' back in 'Assyrian'

Go make me a falafel sandwich, you towelhead.

why put it back in when no one ever took it out?

and if I knew how to make a falafel sandwich I'd be stuffing myself with them as we speak. and if Bulgarians were known for anything interesting, I'd probably insult you about it. too bad you're useless though

 

[Tom]

now lets stop being silly, we all know who the winner is :

(ive used this image more times than i care to mention)

 

[King]

now lets stop being silly, we all know who the winner is :

(ive used this image more times than i care to mention)

That silky hair on his chest will make Calumn up and down.

 

[Tom]

actually in another thread, i noted how many times id bashed one out to this pic...

...

 

[The Don't]

When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

The bestestestest

 

[Hans]

"Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ******* another."

But Master Bolo Yeung > ALL :

Cos` dude has faced Bruce Lee and van Damme :

 

[modena_10]

it's obvious that steven seagal is the man. mr. t and chuck norris are close seconds but vin diesel is still in training diapers when it comes to being the man

here are some chuck norris ones i got in my email a while back:

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered,
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the
crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the
face.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate,
but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to
him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned energy drink.
We now know this beverage as Red Bull.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris
can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris had sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris is the only male human to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel.

Chuck norris doesn't read, he stares at a book till he gets the information he wants

 

[rony31]

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the
face.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate,
but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to
him. Pirates never were very smart.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris
can kill him and take it.

hahahaha, oh man these are the greatest creations of all time

 

[champdave]

Chuck > *

 

[Filipower]

omg, best freakin' thread ever...


:Bow: chuck, T, vin and steven :Bow:

pure legends

 

[Shards]

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.

 

[Yossarian]

Hey, any of you guys remember that SNL skit that ran for a couple seasons where drunken buddies would tell tall tales about an unseen character by the name of Bill Brasky? Will's greatest bit of comedy and one of the best skits to ever come out of the show in my opinion.

These great pieces of fiction are a homage to that skit I believe.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

So yeah, just watch this.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&eurl=

 

[henry#14]

Best thread ever. And Chuck Norris>all

 

[Hendrik]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/

 

[jatin]

The video was good..the flash su*ked!