Scottish version of Dolmio ads

[Jambo Den]

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http://www.zippyvideos.com/154237694683075.html Episode One
http://www.zippyvideos.com/63525698683115.html Episode Two
http://www.zippyvideos.com/204957701683205.html Episode Three
http://www.zippyvideos.com/148258005683235.html Episode Four
http://www.zippyvideos.com/187555544683265.html Episode Five
http://media.putfile.com/DOLMIO6 Episode Six

Fantastic, will I need to provide a translation anyone?

 

[Vagegast]

Hell, I needed one.

 

[Jambo Den]

Bah, links 1-5 arenae working

 

[Jambo Den]

Back up again

I'll get a translation up fur yes aw soon.

 

[TheBlueBalla]

Id like to see a translation as well, but the few parts i did hear were excellent: despite that, the first had me rolling
"Shut it, ya wee cow"
"Just shut it the fvcking lot o' yeas"
-Tates like sh ite and stats a fight

the chickens bit (number 5) was also a winner :fool:

 

[PhiLLer]

Now THAT is classic stuff!

 

[Jambo Den]

Episode 1:

"Fannybaws has got mair than me"
"Shut it ya wee cow!"
"Just shut it the fúcking lot o' yez!"
- Tastes like shíte and starts tae fight

Episode 2:

"Aye, get us 2 'tenner bags*... r-right ah'll need tae go 'cause that auld cow's makin' ma dinner, right? See ye later, right?"
/fart/
"That dug's fúckin' rotten, he's getting put doon ramorra!"
- YE WANT IT SHOVED RIGHT UP YER ARSE!?


Episode 3:

"Aye, an' then the boss says tae me this mornin': "yer always late ya jakey basturt!"
"A text, ****in' yaldy!"
"HAW A TEXT, SHE'S OOT WHOORIN' IT INT SHE!?"
"Aww shut it sad sack"
"HAW BAWBAGS, YER DINNERS OOT! ... bet ye the wee cúnts are on the internet again"
"Somhin' smells like shíte, ah'm ootay here"
"... So ah says tae masel "fúck it" and ah shat in the basturt's dinner, hahaha!"
- AWW SPIN OAN IT!

I'll be back

 

[Jambo Den]

Episode 4:

"Ah'm brilliant at hidey....
"WHIT?!"
"Whit!? It's fúckin', it's aw in Italian! Fúcks sake man! Gottae make ma ain fúckin' dinner and and gie her £10 a week Keep money tae!
"AhhAw shíte.. Awright bawjaws! Smells lovely! Gies a wee bit son"
"HAW! Never mind that, upstairs and pump me!"
"Hahahaha!"
- When did you last get yer hole?

Episode 5:

"Lalalalalalalaa.. aww for fúck's sake, thae chickens back again! Ah cannae go oot noo, kin ah?"
"Cannae believe you're still scared ae chickens ya daft auld basturt"
- Pick the eyes right oot yer fúckin heid!

Episode Six:

"Right, we'll go over this wan mair time hen, right? If ah make you somethin' tae eat, that means that you've got tae dae whit ah want ye tae dae. Ah mean, dae you actually like yer Boaby?"
"Whit's happenin'?"
"Shut it sadsack, somethin aboot Boaby!"
"Aww big man, ma nipples ur like Fitba' studs!"
"Whu!? WHU!?"
"Aww, they're fúckin' humpin oan ra table!"
- Get a hotel room ye clatty basturts!

 

[TheBlueBalla]

Episode 5:
- Bet ye he's right oot yer fúckin heid!

I know I am in no position to question your grip on the Scots dialect, but I thought this was "Pick the eyes right out yer fookin head?" in refernce to the chickens....could be wrong though

 

[Jambo Den]

It might be man

I guess we should let the Glaswegians on here field that, since it's in a Glasgow accent!

 

[.::John::.]

Thats outrageously good. Cheers

 

[Jambo Den]

I know I am in no position to question your grip on the Scots dialect, but I thought this was "Pick the eyes right out yer fookin head?" in refernce to the chickens....could be wrong though

Edited.

 

[TheBlueBalla]

Still, whatever the translation, that was pure quality man...

When I heard the end of the first bit I found myself spoadically laughing for the next 5-10 minutes

 

[.::John::.]

found another

http://www.zippyvideos.com/5406837391047366/dolmio7/*rainybeetle