you mama so fat

[Arnau]

so when you went to **** to the mountain i dismembered you

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[Sir Calumn]

Your mama's so fat, even Lionel Messi can't dribble round her.

 

[Arnau]

Sorry, i made this drunk.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I worked that out.

 

[CarlosDanger]

 

[Ebonix]

Your mother is so rotund, that once an associate and I saw her in the middle of the road, tried too swerve to miss her; but in our attempts; ran out of petroleum.

 

[The Don't]

you mama so fat that when the boulders **** the guillotine removed your toe

 

[Sir Calumn]

Hahahaha Alex just nicked your picture and posted it on facebook without acrediation!

What a bastard!

 

[CarlosDanger]

LOL that one's been around for a while. I think I got it originally from Memebase.

 

[Alex]

Hahahaha Alex just nicked your picture and posted it on facebook without acrediation!

What a bastard!

I'm Carlos's FB friend too, so he would have seen it!

I'm not exactly going to post on Facebook "Got this image from CarlosDanger on the Soccer Gaming forums!"

 

[O-car]

it's either yo' mama or your mama, there's no you mama in between that is applicable for this joke....

 

[Alex]

it's either yo' mama or your mama, there's no you mama in between that is applicable for this joke....

It is true.

 

[Mint]

Yo mama so fat she needs to use lorry weighing equipment to weigh herself.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Your mother is so rotund, that once an associate and I saw her in the middle of the road, tried too swerve to miss her; but in our attempts; ran out of petroleum.

Jolly good old bean

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Yo mama so fat she needs to use lorry weighing equipment to weigh herself.

Don't forget the crane to put her in place.

 

[Ebonix]

Jolly good old bean

Much appreciated Lord Thislewick! Now whose for scones?

 

[jschuck12001]

Wow, no offense but these are some bad yo mama jokes .

 

[Sir Calumn]

Wow, no offense but these are some bad yo mama jokes .

Haha you'd better come back with an amazing one now!

 

[Keegan]

Yo mama teeth so yellow, she spits butter!