You know you're [YOUR NATIONALITY HERE] when...

[newbie original]

You know you're from Rochester, NY when........
6. You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway......

...You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufur***sake.......

A ha ha ha!!!!!!!
a ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nettles]

your sadly a canadian when:

-The term "HOMO MILK" doesn't offend you.
-You ask for pop, not soda.
-You've got more Canadian Tyre Money then real money
-You know "the good old hockey game" song's lyrics and tune better than you know your own national anthem

 

[newbie original]

your sadly a canadian when:

....-You know "the good old hockey game" song's lyrics and tune better than you know your own national anthem

Damn you for comparing the good with the better!

"...Bobby scores!!
At the good old hockey game
Oh, the good old hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good old hockey game
Something Something...something (rhymes with Bobby scores!!)
At the good old hockey game....."

 

[Nettles]

yah, im a wee bit bitter against the national anthem after my grade 11 bio teacher made us learn and sing all 4 versions of it. didn't even know they had 4 versions let alone the words to the first one.

btw, it's Sidney instead o bobby now. did you ever notice how much of a c*nt Don Cherry is. Used to look forward to watchin Coaches Corner 10 yrs ago, now i just laugh at him.

at least im not the chick who forgot the words to the american national anthem at that us v canada game durin i think the olympics, then came back out to re-do it, then fell her ass on account of slippin on carpet, then left to the shadow of appearing all over tv the next day. *waits for someone to get youtube clip of it*

 

[Nettles]

ONLY IN CANADA

1. Only in Canada......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in Canada......there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in Canada......do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in Canada.....do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in Canada......do banks leave both doors open but then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in Canada......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in Canada......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in Canada......do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in Canada.....do they show more news from other countries (USA) than they show from Canada
10. Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in Canada......do people wish that they were secretly living in America, preferably California.

 

[easyeasyeasy]

I know the Canadian national anthem too.

Learned it after watching too much South Park !

 

[TimmyP]

You know you're Icelandic when...

1. You can legally tap a 14 year old's ass

(jk!!!)

You know you're from British(I mean REALLY British!) when...

1. You think growing a curly moustache makes you more attractive to the ladies...

2. You get beaten up by a 10 year old chav with an alcopop in his hand on the late night train!

3. You find a Southern American accent funny, but not a cockney accent funny

4. You goverened by a sh*t goverment

5. When you're governed by a Scotsman

6. When you cant think of much more things British at number 6!

 

[Tom]

Brilliant Sir_Didier_Drogba

You know you're English when...

- You actually have arguments with other counties (not countries) as to whether it is a breadcake/cob/bap/bun and so forth.
- On the same note, you have arguments on whether it is tea or dinner.
- After every single meal, the following is asked: "shall we have a cuppa/brew?"
- No matter how intelligent or unsociable you are, at a bus stop you'll always try and make conversation with the person stood next to you, usually concerning the weather.
- No matter how intelligent, unsociable or indeed, sober you are, you'll always try and make conversation with the taxi driver if you're the last one in the cab.
- You remininse about Fun House.
- The thought of tipping at a cheap/normal restaurant never even enters your mind.
- You often explain to people that 'other nations just don't get sarcasm' when we all know that, nowadays, they probably do.

But most of all:

You know you're English when you actually have the ability to take the piss outta yourself.

 

[nickclubman]

you know you're british when -- [totally joking]

*you walk into the pub after work and know what you wanted to drink when you woke up that morning.

*you park your car on yellow lines just so you can argue at the traffic warden!

*you get drunk enough so that the next guy who looks at you wants a fight

*you wait til the 23rd December to do your christmas shopping

*all birthday cards say "to whom this may concern" with the wrong age.

*it's alright for your dog to take a sh!t on the garden, as long as it's not your garden

*football is a religion so there's no need for church.


*the more women you sleep with the bigger your dick gets

*if you're late to work and your boss shouts "you should've been here at 9'clock!!" you ask "why what happened at 9?"

*in football what the ref doesn't see didn't happen

*if you're not on a 5-a-side football team at least once in your life you go to hell.



--can't think of anymore.



Nick.

 

[newbie original]

....Only in Canada.....do they show more news from other countries (USA) than they show from Canada....

Haha...so true. I watch more CNN (and occassionally BBC Int'l.) than the national news...although lately I've gone in the reverse direction. But it's silly how we get virtually all major US news channels...CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN (2 channels), etc. that;s already more than CDN news channels.

 

[Nettles]

In Canada, our national/local news section of the paper is around 2 pages, the hockey section is 6 (*** yeh).

 

[Turk123]

If you're Turkish;

You know about the concept of freedom of speech but you wouldn't dare talk about it too much.

You would believe the news you see on TV, but the life of the rich and famous seems more intriguing-- you would rather watch trashy paparazzi shows. The "news" shows aren't all that different anyway.

You probably smoke like... errr... like a Turk

You put salt in your food before you taste it.

If you're male, you are a futbol fanatic. By the way, you fail to understand why someone would use a bizarre word like "soccer.

You live in a secular country but you believe in God, and of course you are Muslim-- nominally. This means that you might fast during Ramadan yet still have no qualms about consuming alcohol the other 11 months. You'd still go to Heaven though, because God forgives.

You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

You never buy bin bags but use your saved grocery bags for it.

You call an older person you've never met before "uncle"

Your phone is always on silent.

Everyone is a family friend, or somehow related to you

Instead of cooking a meal for 4 you cook for 10

 

[SlayerDeuS]

you know you're a sad pathetic sack of dung....errr i mean english when

 

[Run DMB]

There's a bug on your sig.