You guys into any of this?

[Bobby]

Haha, oh God. You guys realize I'll probably never get hired on at a company because my SG name is "Bobby".

I like feet, and pee...and I like to watch women smoke sometimes. Sometimes. That scratches the surface. Seriously, going in depth would blow your mind.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Just realized.... Yoss would have loved this thread..

 

[Run DMB]

Just realized.... Yoss would have loved this thread..

Yoss is dead?

 

[MaestroZidane]

I don't think so... Yet is been so long since his last post.

 

[Filipower]

Though Yoss would have given a list twice as big.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Yoss always gives twice as big.

 

[Mandieta6]

Talked to Yoss recently, actually. Not to say he couldn't be dead, but it's not very likely.

hurhurhurhurhurhur

 

[Filipower]

Yoss always gives twice as big.

!

 

[Áļéאָ]

Speaking from experience I guess..?

 

[Ubik Valis]

Speaking from experience I guess..?

That explains why he posted "!" instead of "?".

 

[Filipower]

I reckon he was talking about Jaboldinho.







Because everyone knows I've done Yoss.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Haven't we all?

 

[King]

I must say porn involving shemales is pretty interesting. Pissing is also cool but only if its served in that perfect temperature just like sake.

 

[yoyo913]

I must say porn involving shemales is pretty interesting.

Am I the only one who thinks this is 100% gay?

 

[goal_machine84]

I am into rape fetish when done right...like a reenamctment of the scene from Irrversible.

And threesomes,foursomes, pentasomes, hexasomes.....with girls.

Like Dave Chapelle says " There is only one dick in my porn, the rest are vags"

 

[yoyo913]

Nothin wrong with that brotha.

Good stuff brotha.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I changed the poll a bit, made it so that no one can see who voted what

Awww man, for me that was going to be the fun part.

As thread starter I feel the need to provide a running commentary:

The action starts early as Bobby drops in a little teaser, we all knew this lad would be a highlight of any such discussion and his early confession promises much to come. ShiftyPowers seeks to clarify the acceptable and unacceptable forms of gang bangs - On which I propose the hypothesis that multiple pariticipate porn is only acceptable if there are more breasts than penises (shouldnt the plural be peni?). I call this the Sarah Palin ratio. Hans injerjects as expected by casually admitting to a massive bukkake perversion, before nor-rbk acts to minorly temper my fun. Run DMB as usual provides the strong voice of moral reason before Bobby returns with my favourite quote in months:

I could write an essay on all my fetishes but I've decided that I'm not a fetishist at all and just a vile pervert.

The half-time break descends and the time is filled reminiscing on the history of the sport, particularly on the retirement of Yossarian, the Undisputed Heavydick Champion. Lead pundit Jaboldinio provides the mandatory half time witticism. The second half kicks off with a particularly strong burst of attacking play by the Indian faction, notably the shock return of superstar King from what we all feared would be a career threatening injury and a shock admission from rape_machine84. With the match delicately poised, we can all sit back and look forward to a riviting second half. You paid for your whole seat, but you're only going to need the edge of it....

 

[Filipower]

haha

 

[Bobby]

Wow, goal_machine. That even stunned me, and I played with my friend's tampon for a laugh once.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Awww man, for me that was going to be the fun part.

As thread starter I feel the need to provide a running commentary:

The action starts early as Bobby drops in a little teaser, we all knew this lad would be a highlight of any such discussion and his early confession promises much to come. ShiftyPowers seeks to clarify the acceptable and unacceptable forms of gang bangs - On which I propose the hypothesis that multiple pariticipate porn is only acceptable if there are more breasts than penises (shouldnt the plural be peni?). I call this the Sarah Palin ratio. Hans injerjects as expected by casually admitting to a massive bukkake perversion, before nor-rbk acts to minorly temper my fun. Run DMB as usual provides the strong voice of moral reason before Bobby returns with my favourite quote in months:



The half-time break descends and the time is filled reminiscing on the history of the sport, particularly on the retirement of Yossarian, the Undisputed Heavydick Champion. Lead pundit Jaboldinio provides the mandatory half time witticism. The second half kicks off with a particularly strong burst of attacking play by the Indian faction, notably the shock return of superstar King from what we all feared would be a career threatening injury and a shock admission from rape_machine84. With the match delicately poised, we can all sit back and look forward to a riviting second half. You paid for your whole seat, but you're only going to need the edge of it....

Brilliant. Shift+8h9!