Worst ad EVER

[Mandieta6]

but his use of the word "ethnics":was tactless ...

Surprise surpise.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

So by starting this thread, have I become this guy?

 

[Jaboldinho]

Pointy elbows, imo.

 

[Keegan]

Mandieta6 is an ethnic.

 

[Mandieta6]

Word.

 

[Yossarian]

That's unnecessary. In my experience most women's self esteem is high enough that ignoring them once or twice will chase them away forever. Men, on the other hand, seem to stalk the **** out of every moderately attractive girl I've ever met.

I'd throw a drunk pump-and-dump in her too, btw.

hurhuhurhur....Shifty*z speaks the truth



Just so you guys know, in a world run by Shifty*z, chicks built like this would be fed to an industrial sized wood chipper and have their blubber used as an alternative fuel source to Middle East oil

the internetz is horrendously skewing our intuitive and primal gauge of reasonable size and attractiveness. I look at these broads and just salivate. I want to smash each and everyone of them vigorously until my heart gives out, and Shifty*z on the other hand wants to place them in mandatory fat people gulags for life or in a bottomless chasm somewhere in Death Valley!!

http://imgur.com/gtb0X.jpg

http://imgur.com/h4vbO.jpg

http://imgur.com/UoB3a.jpg

http://imgur.com/59lmn.jpg

http://imgur.com/FWpD9.jpg

http://imgur.com/T05PS.jpg

http://imgur.com/lD7yn.jpg

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Just so you guys know, in a world run by Shifty*z, chicks built like this would be fed to an industrial sized wood chipper and have their blubber used as an alternative fuel source to Middle East oil

Hahaha, come on man. That's not true.

The links you posted, before they get taken down, on the other hand, do seem like women who should be the dregs of society, and instead they're being glamourized. I only clicked on one image, so forgive me if the rest are hot.

 

[Keegan]

I like a girl with meat on her bones, but that's just ridiculous...

 

[Mandieta6]

In case no one else noticed, it's pretty clear that the chick is thin, but the shot is pretty bad. That, and she doesn't have a defined stomach, but still thin.

 

[Back Door Skip]

I always found a six pack on a woman kinda manly.

 

[Mandieta6]

There's too much varieties for me to be able to generalise about any type. I can like 'em, and not like 'em, defined and plain, every girl is different.

 

[Yossarian]

I like a girl with meat on her bones, but that's just ridiculous...

GODDAMNIT!! I was almost exclusively pandering to YOU when I was scouring around the internetz for those whores....I can't believe YOU'RE even disgusted by 'em. I feel like a total failure right now, man....cold shouldered and reviled!!


**** you, you judgmental cocksuckers for making me feel ashamed of being sexually excited by those heifers. I've always had an odd but strong attraction to farm equipment, and those girls remind me of farm life and they stir me up like no other, man.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Haha, farm equpiment...mowing and plowing...I see where you're hinting at.

 

[Mandieta6]

Yeah, fertilizer, mmmmmm.

 

[Yossarian]

^^ lol...I chortled!

 

[Keegan]

The fatty in the red wasn't bad, but while I like meat, I didn't have an all-you-can-eat buffet in mind!

 

[ShiftyPowers]

**** you, you judgmental cocksuckers for making me feel ashamed of being sexually excited by those heifers. I've always had an odd but strong attraction to farm equipment, and those girls remind me of farm life and they stir me up like no other, man.

One of my favorite SG comments was when we were rating a chick and someone was like "to Shifty she's an 8, to Joe she's a 6, to internet dorks she's a 3, and to Yoss she's a 14"

 

[Back Door Skip]

Haha, if it makes you feel better, I'd probably **** half of them if I was piss drunk. But I do live in Texas...

 

[nentautako]

somebody should change the title of this thread as "Worst ad EVER for Men"

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Yeah that's a necessary change for an unmoderated forum.