Which SG member would you least like your sister to come home with?

[Sir Calumn]

Ok......... picture the scene......... your fresh, young, innocent sister (or daughter or hypothetical sister or whatever) left five hours ago on her first ever date with her first ever boyfriend........... you have never met him before, but she promised she'd bring him back at the end of the date to meet the family.................





......... a car drives up...........................




.............. footsteps on the path, your sister comes in, she's looking sexy..........


.......... a guy comes in after her........... it's.............




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Which of the following would make you reach for the shotgun fastest?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Possible "others" I didnt have room for (some mod may wanna add them)

Joe the emo
D@n R3itz the unstable premadonna
King the Indian
Rhizome the dirty hippy
HIV Daz
etc....

the list goes on..... we're hardly the most eligable bunch of guys are we???

 

[VanTheMin]

Possible "others" I didnt have room for (some mod may wanna add them)

Joe the emo
D@n R3itz the unstable premadonna
King the Indian
Rhizome the dirty hippy
HIV Daz
etc....

the list goes on..... we're hardly the most eligable bunch of guys are we???

naa Sir_Didier_Drogba ..dont worry king wont do nethin
my cousins gay...he;s the safest for neone to trust on

 

[Tom]

Sir_Didier_Drogba or Den... Sir_Didier_Drogba, just.

 

[goal_machine84]

Meh, I'd say Horatiu

 

[King]

naa Sir_Didier_Drogba ..dont worry king wont do nethin
my cousins gay...he;s the safest for neone to trust on

HAHAHAHA! YOU FAGGOT!!!

Rhizome.......he gives me shivers!!!!!!

 

[Run DMB]

What... no "Shifty the religious zealot"?

Sorry Sir_Didier_Drogba... I love you man, but I would do everything in my power to keep my fictional sister the hell away from you.

Obviously, Alvaro would be a nightmare too, but I think he would probably be wearing the skirt in that relationship, so it wouldn't bother me as much.

 

[Filipower]

i'm just glad my sister will never get anywhere near any of you..

hell, even I try to stay away from them

 

[Run DMB]

Actually, I'd be perfectly fine with Mandieta6. That would be a surefire way to get some Hollywood connections so I can push my screenplays. You do have friends and relatives in the entertainment industry, right Az?

 

[newbie original]

....hell, even I try to stay away from them .....

You mean you.

 

[Mandieta6]

Sir_Didier_Drogba, easy.

 

[Run DMB]

Damn!

I was right. Hooray for stereotypes!

 

[Kibe Kru]

Voted Sir_Didier_Drogba. While obvious it'd be much better for her to date a well educated, smart guy than some random stupid bastard, his level of sickness would mean that either she'd kill herself after a few dates or, maybe worse, she'd become just like him.

 

[Daz]

Possible "others" I didnt have room for (some mod may wanna add them)

Joe the emo
D@n R3itz the unstable premadonna
King the Indian
Rhizome the dirty hippy
HIV Daz
etc....

the list goes on..... we're hardly the most eligable bunch of guys are we???

 

[Tom]

I'm so happy no-one has voted me yet, the paedo reigns supreme

 

[Jambo Den]

If I'm with your sister, she's obviously a member of a certain social networking site.

 

[Siawash]

I'm so happy no-one has voted me yet, the paedo reigns supreme

haha, not anymore.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Sir_Didier_Drogba leads the poll with 8 out of 13 votes so far.

 

[Ev0la]

Run and Dragan, I'll bang your daughters or sisters.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Really? You seem more like the type who'd go for our sons.