Which player has the best football name ever?

[Mel Brennan]

Which player has had the best name ever?

While Brazil's 80s midfield wizard and captain, Socrates, is a good one, I'll have to go for a player a bit more obscure:

Danny Invincible, from Scottish side Kilmarnock:

No, really: http://www.armchairfans.co.uk/players/danny-invincible.html


Your thoughts?

 

[Dumisani]

Ibrahim Ba. case closed

 

[bbranco10]

Luis Boa Morte = Luis Good Death

 

[birminghamfan2]

paul dickov
nicky butt
dean windass

 

[::shinji::]

Argelio F*cks

 

[RuiCosta_10]

Originally posted by ::shinji::
Argelio F*cks

Defenitelly !

 

[dannyeli]

nicky BUTT

 

[Aveirenses]

Pipocas(Popcorn) Lower League Portuguese Team...

 

[Mikey]

Danny Dickwad

 

[ShearerM4]

how bout that Schweinsteiger lad

 

[maleato]

Originally posted by ::shinji::
Argelio F*cks

There's a boy in my school called Lucas F*cks

 

[mark77]

Originally posted by maleato
There's a boy in my school called Lucas F*cks

And I'm sure with that name he doesn't.

 

[Delly]

van Basten

 

[henry#14]

Originally posted by mark77
And I'm sure with that name he doesn't.

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

Felix Brillant of the Revolution [already mentioned].

EDIT: This thread should also be called "best club names".

FC Sheriff of Moldova

FC Sheriff [emblem]

Haha.

 

[Diablo_manda]

Andoni zubizarreta--spain

 

[Fogs]

what kind of name is f*cks? german? english? is it pronounced like i think it is? who did/does he play for? i am fascinated.

 

[Diablo_manda]

he's spanish he was the goalie for the spanish NT..the last name is basque

 

[Diablo_manda]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh hahaha i thought you were talking about the one i wrote lol hahaha

 

[Aveirenses]

Originally posted by Diablo_manda
he's spanish he was the goalie for the spanish NT..the last name is basque

lol

He was talking about Argellico F-ucks. He's a Brazilian defender, world known for scoring own-goals, and currently plays for Benfica.