What am I eating?

[The Don't]

You have to guess what I'm eating. If you don't like it, go away, do you know what I mean? Just go away! Go outside and observe the first blade of grass that you see with unfaltering scrutiny, make sure that if there are any ladybirds (ladybugs, their transatlantic sister) on the said blade, remove it, fry it on a stove, then eat it. It'll make you feel all Mears-y and Grylls-y, flooding your brain with testosterone; might make you penetrate the nearest tree with your recently engorged phallus. If there's not enough sap, use lube!

 

[Tom]

Ok two things: One, i think it's the LAN cable as - well i've been there.

Two, i really hope it's the Supernoodles, as those things are the sh!t.

 

[yoyo913]

Fried blade of grass?

 

[Stotty]

I hope its an AA battery.

 

[Back Door Skip]

I'm gonna go on a limb and say glass. Just going with the emo thing you got going.


I'm sorry. That was too anti-emo. Here's some rep for your troubles...

 

[yoyo913]

shit

 

[Ubik Valis]

You have to guess what I'm eating. If you don't like it, go away, do you know what I mean? Just go away! Go outside and observe the first blade of grass that you see with unfaltering scrutiny, make sure that if there are any ladybirds (ladybugs, their transatlantic sister) on the said blade, remove it, fry it on a stove, then eat it. It'll make you feel all Mears-y and Grylls-y, flooding your brain with testosterone; might make you penetrate the nearest tree with your recently engorged phallus. If there's not enough sap, use lube!

You should try eating around one gram of weed. Just try it once.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Maybe you are eating a roast of self-pity in a nice reduction of lack of attention?

Garnish with two dashes of depression, a couple thousand gloomy internet forum posts, and you've got a delicious meal, Don't style....

 

[rpvankasteren]

Chicken?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Mmmmmm, instant noodles. Good idea. Let me get some of those myself, topped off of course with a bunch of Frank's Red Hot.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Aromatic crispy duck with hoi-sin and pancakes

 

[Tom]

I hope its an AA battery.

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Best reply here

 

[smoove]

C16H13ClN2O?

 

[Filipower]

your brain?

 

[1966+2006]

You should try eating around one gram of weed. Just try it once.

 

[MaSsiVe]

Dragan's advice is spot on, I remember a few years ago in Paredes de Coura (music festival) a friend of mine asked me for a bit of pot for him to eat since the boozes weren't being enough to help him stand the MEW concert...he got really high