Uncyclopedia !!!

[Shindig]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lenin
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Common_people
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/9/11

 

[Funky--K]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_mom

 

[Hendrik]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_FC
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Real_Madrid

 

[Voltaic Borusse]

Juan Terrie

Chelsea FC is known for their impenetrable (literally) defense in the FaCup, headed (again, literally) by Juan Terrie. Terrie or formally known as wise one, a former Mexican escape convict and rhino enthusiast, mimics the tactic of using spearhead attacks with his sharpened hairstyle against oncoming players,he other wise jumps around screaming as a defense mechanism against tall people(tollies) which he strongly despises. Abandoning the mexican society that shunned his passion for rhinos, Terrie has long discarded his sombrero and revealed the hard, horny head for which he has been famous for.He was also caught eating chelsea buns with a arse-anal fan.

 

[Tom]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Brilliant

 

[King]

Ghandi is a video game character from the street fighter series of fighting games.

Pretty Cool Character!

 

[Filipower]

"Oscar Wilde? That motherfucker stole my sayings!"

~ Chuck Norris on Oscar Wilde




best site ever, period.

 

[INFESTA]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Common_people

Ahah!

 

[Ubik Valis]

"In Soviet Russia, Norris Chucks YOU!!"


~ Russian Reversal on Chuck Norris



Haha, these Russian Reversals are hilarious!


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_Reversal


Oh man, the tears are almost rolling !!!

 

[Tom]

haha, from the russian reversal page:

" Above all, be inconsistent -- this isn't Wikipedia after all. (Wikipedians are famous for their consistency, something like a meringue)"

 

[AlienSeafood]

"When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chucked."
~ God on Chuck Norris

hahaha!!

 

[Filipower]

If you want to emulate common people, and do whatever common people do, you have to fulfill a number of criteria:
- you must come from Greece


haha

 

[Rob]

Hitler, being extremely angry, ran into his bedroom and cried for hours into his velvet pillow. It is reported that Hitler became emo at this point (see: Emo-Hitler. After spending all night crying in his room full of candles and incense, he ordered more weapons and ammo into Russia for his soldiers. Unfortunately for Hitler, the Japanese were pissed off at the Americans because the troops were banging the Japanese girls in Hawaii, so they issued a massive bombing attack on Pearl Harbor's Naval Fleet. The Americans were so pissed, that they not only buried Hiroshima and Nagasaki with nukes, but they also opened the Eastern Front of the war against the Germans.

Initially, Hitler was doing a stellar job at keeping the war in his favour; however, Zimbabwe quickly gained the upper hand and ultimately won the war. The key outcome of the war was the Treaty of Versailles, which demanded that Hitler's/Oprah's super-country be disbanded and all of the countries' governments return to their pre-war state.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler