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Today I got robbed

Delly

Reserve Team
I don't know if this is exactly "armed robbery" but someone keeps going into my locker at school and takes all my money :confused:
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
One time, I was coming back from church (which just proves how long ago this was, I was around 11 i think) and these dudes walk up to me, and they're like "jump out of your shoes"... those were my new jordans i got in the states, but i had to give them away :( And then those guys sold my shoes to this other kid for like $10... But yeah, I have to walk home with no shoes on.

This one time I was walking with my 2 friends, and 2 guys walk up to us, and they're like "cell phones and money, now". They were about 5 feet away from us... My friend pulls out a knife out of his pocket! (H) So those 2 guys hesitated, and we just started sprinting... It took em a while to figure out what had happened, so they started calling more guys, and we ended up being chased by 4 or 5 of them... But they gave up, theyre all junkies, smoke a lot and **** so they got tired quickly :p

Then one time I was like 12, walking home from a barbershop... And theres some guys walking behind me, and one of em goes "punch him in the balls" And then they started chasing me, but it was close to my house so I got inside the block before they caught me.

I was playing basketball once, this kid with a bandana covering his face walks up to me, and Carlos*s my hat. He was older, so I was like '**** it'. My friends saw it from another court, so they tried to stop him, but they got punched in the face. Then that whole thing escalated to another level, because it turned out the guy who stole my hat was forced to do it by this gang leader... the gangster kid was like "you either steal **** from people and bring it to me, or bring me money, or else youre gonna die" So the kid just walked around the city, stealing hats and football scarves :|

One time I was walking to a party, and got randomly jumped by a few guys, got the **** kicked out of me, basically beaten down to the ground... No real reason :|

One time I was walking to a store to buy a game, but learned from experience I had all my cash in my shoe (must have been before the other shoe incident though)... Of course, I got jumped, but I only had change in my wallet, so I didn't really lose anything.

***

All of those things happened in Poland, when I was between 10-13. Except for the one with the knife, that happened last summer.
 

Jambo Den

Fan Favourite
Solution:

 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
Originally posted by ManU2000
My uncle got shot in the head by a policeman because he wouldn't let him pass on the street. The policeman wasn't in any rush to go anywhere and took offence to my uncle not letting him pass. Needless to say, my uncle didn't make it after 3 days in the hospital on life support. My relatives kept hoping that he would somehow make it through but they eventually just gave up. :(

My dad had his car stolen in 1995. He woke up and was dressed and ready to go to work when he went outside and didn't see his car. The police found the car about two weeks later but the car had been completely stripped down. Those fuckers who stole the car also stole my baseball bat. :kader: :f***:


That sucks. :kader:

My uncle is fine, the bullet went through his stomach without puncturing any organs, so he was fine in a couple of months. :)
 

Help?

Fan Favourite
The shoe incident reminds me of the story that a girl at my work told. It was her and like 3-4 more friends all 17-18 and then 2 kids come up age of like 13 and say "Give us your shoes or we beat you up". Her friends like wtf to each other and then just walk past. The girl then noticed that the two kids were pretty pissed, that they were so easily ignored. Idiots.





Nothing happened to me yet thou. And hopefully nothing will. I was actually followed by and older guy once in Belarus when i was 10. It was winter so i was walking past a small lake and it was frozen. The like was like 5 metres wide and on the other side there was a road. So i walk about from swimming practice and then this guy with a hood follows me with the same pace, i increase my pace he increases his and then right out of nowhere i decide to cross the river 20 metres before the bridge. So the guy follows me across the river exactly in my footsteps, then i just run across the road and walk into the shop, never saw the guy after.


And then in Canada i was walking home, when i see a guy across the road always looking at me. so i stop near the bus stop and then he stops again looking at me on his side. I walk forward to the next stop and he then crosses the road. And right when he was crossing it, i looked at my watch and made it look like i was running to the next stop for the bus. The next stop was near university with a lot of people, so i lost the guy.
 

SRB

Senior Squad
its messed up when people get robbed and get their **** stolen. never happened to me, but i did get jumped by these 5 gangster guys after school. the reason being, that while we were playing ball in gym class, this drug dealer dude tried to go around a pick i was setting, but he ran right into me ( i wasn't moving or nothin) and because i am big by nature, and lot bigger then him, he bounced straight off and on the floor pretty hard. the play was still goin on so i didnt get a chance to help him get up or appologize. turns out he get a couple of guys after school, they find me and we "talk" for a bit. i managed to get them pretty good, they couldn't fight all that good, but there was 5 of them. i ended up with a collapsed lung, 2 broken fingers (one dude had a ******* steel jaw or something...) and a broken rib. ****load of bruises too but thats nothing. the story seems meaningless when i read some of the **** you all went through though... jeez.
 

Glorious

Starting XI
well done mate! you were the winner this time, but people can come off second best. i have never been robbed but i bet it is a scary situation.
 

celtic_bhoy

Senior Squad
this is a kinda crap one but ill tell it anyway, one day me and a couple of mates were about to get on a train and this poor guy asks us for 5 bucks, i said i didnt have any money (not true though) but my mate rips out his wallet with like two 50 buck notes and a couple of 20's so they guy grabs his whole wallet and hopes on the train as the doors are closing:kader: :( , now we just laugh about it though.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Originally posted by SRB
its messed up when people get robbed and get their **** stolen. never happened to me, but i did get jumped by these 5 gangster guys after school. the reason being, that while we were playing ball in gym class, this drug dealer dude tried to go around a pick i was setting, but he ran right into me ( i wasn't moving or nothin) and because i am big by nature, and lot bigger then him, he bounced straight off and on the floor pretty hard. the play was still goin on so i didnt get a chance to help him get up or appologize. turns out he get a couple of guys after school, they find me and we "talk" for a bit. i managed to get them pretty good, they couldn't fight all that good, but there was 5 of them. i ended up with a collapsed lung, 2 broken fingers (one dude had a ******* steel jaw or something...) and a broken rib. ****load of bruises too but thats nothing. the story seems meaningless when i read some of the **** you all went through though... jeez.


Haha, crazy-ass balkanese (H)
 

Payaah

Starting XI
Originally posted by ManU2000

My dad had his car stolen in 1995. He woke up and was dressed and ready to go to work when he went outside and didn't see his car. The police found the car about two weeks later but the car had been completely stripped down. Those fuckers who stole the car also stole my baseball bat. :kader: :f***:

Wankers

I dont think I have been robbers, but my dad's car has been set on fire, :| :kader:



That not my dad's car.
 

Bobby

The Legend
Then why did you post the pic?

We all know what a flaming car looks like, it's on the news pretty much hourly now.
 
Originally posted by Gerrard 17
One time, I was coming back from church (which just proves how long ago this was, I was around 11 i think) and these dudes walk up to me, and they're like "jump out of your shoes"... those were my new jordans i got in the states, but i had to give them away :( And then those guys sold my shoes to this other kid for like $10... But yeah, I have to walk home with no shoes on.

This one time I was walking with my 2 friends, and 2 guys walk up to us, and they're like "cell phones and money, now". They were about 5 feet away from us... My friend pulls out a knife out of his pocket! (H) So those 2 guys hesitated, and we just started sprinting... It took em a while to figure out what had happened, so they started calling more guys, and we ended up being chased by 4 or 5 of them... But they gave up, theyre all junkies, smoke a lot and **** so they got tired quickly :p

Then one time I was like 12, walking home from a barbershop... And theres some guys walking behind me, and one of em goes "punch him in the balls" And then they started chasing me, but it was close to my house so I got inside the block before they caught me.

I was playing basketball once, this kid with a bandana covering his face walks up to me, and Carlos*s my hat. He was older, so I was like '**** it'. My friends saw it from another court, so they tried to stop him, but they got punched in the face. Then that whole thing escalated to another level, because it turned out the guy who stole my hat was forced to do it by this gang leader... the gangster kid was like "you either steal **** from people and bring it to me, or bring me money, or else youre gonna die" So the kid just walked around the city, stealing hats and football scarves :|

One time I was walking to a party, and got randomly jumped by a few guys, got the **** kicked out of me, basically beaten down to the ground... No real reason :|

One time I was walking to a store to buy a game, but learned from experience I had all my cash in my shoe (must have been before the other shoe incident though)... Of course, I got jumped, but I only had change in my wallet, so I didn't really lose anything.

***

All of those things happened in Poland, when I was between 10-13. Except for the one with the knife, that happened last summer.


**** man....Poland is ghetto. :( :( I have not been robbed yet. Lately though a lot of people have been getting jumped in my school...by ghetto black guys, they are too thug to fight on their own. Pussys! :kader:
 


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