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Those Low Jokes
- Thread starter Andrew
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IceBlu
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you mean Morbid / offensive jokes...
here.... im just copy / pasting it so don't get offended anyone
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what's the worst part about having sex with a five year old?
trying to clean all the blood out of your clown costume.
Q: What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow!
Q: How many ethiopians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3 one to change the light and two to eat the packages.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a french women and as basketball team?
A: The basketball team showers after 4 periods.
Q: Whats is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face.
Q: Why did hitler kill himself?
A: He got the gas bill.
Why couldnt the baby crawl?
Coz it was nailed to the ground.
Why couldnt the baby crawl through the door?
Coz it had a javelin through its head.
Whats pink and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a cheese grater.
how do you make a baby cry twice?
wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear.
what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
i don't have a ferrari in my garage...
what's the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub?
you can't **** a bathtub.
why didn't superman save the world trade centre?
because he is in a ******* wheelchair.
what does superman eat for breakfast?
kryptonite by the ******* looks of it.
what's the only thing better than nailing a baby to a tree?
ripping it down.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail to hang the picture...
Jesus walks into a hotel, slams 5 nails on the counter and says "Hey, put me up for the night"
Q:how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: depends how hard you throw them....
Q. Theres a balck man and a mexican in a car. Whos driving?
A. The police
Q. Why do flies have wings?
A. To beat the abbos to the trash can
Q. Why do wogs lean in the middle when they drive?
A. They think the smell is coming from the outside
Q. Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
A. Because no one will look for them.
Q. What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
A. Batman can go out at night without robin
Why did the fly fall off the ceiling?
Cause he had a piano tied to his head
What's more fun than fitting 12 babies into 1 bucket?
Fitting 1 baby into 12 buckets!
Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time
here.... im just copy / pasting it so don't get offended anyone
...................................
what's the worst part about having sex with a five year old?
trying to clean all the blood out of your clown costume.
Q: What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow!
Q: How many ethiopians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3 one to change the light and two to eat the packages.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a french women and as basketball team?
A: The basketball team showers after 4 periods.
Q: Whats is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face.
Q: Why did hitler kill himself?
A: He got the gas bill.
Why couldnt the baby crawl?
Coz it was nailed to the ground.
Why couldnt the baby crawl through the door?
Coz it had a javelin through its head.
Whats pink and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with a cheese grater.
how do you make a baby cry twice?
wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear.
what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
i don't have a ferrari in my garage...
what's the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub?
you can't **** a bathtub.
why didn't superman save the world trade centre?
because he is in a ******* wheelchair.
what does superman eat for breakfast?
kryptonite by the ******* looks of it.
what's the only thing better than nailing a baby to a tree?
ripping it down.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail to hang the picture...
Jesus walks into a hotel, slams 5 nails on the counter and says "Hey, put me up for the night"
Q:how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: depends how hard you throw them....
Q. Theres a balck man and a mexican in a car. Whos driving?
A. The police
Q. Why do flies have wings?
A. To beat the abbos to the trash can
Q. Why do wogs lean in the middle when they drive?
A. They think the smell is coming from the outside
Q. Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
A. Because no one will look for them.
Q. What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
A. Batman can go out at night without robin
Why did the fly fall off the ceiling?
Cause he had a piano tied to his head
What's more fun than fitting 12 babies into 1 bucket?
Fitting 1 baby into 12 buckets!
Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time
italianstyle87
Starting XI
black humor, gotta love it
Parra Power
Manager
Why did the leb cross the road?
To bash the chicken.
Why did fifty lebs cross the road?
Because the first one was being bashed by the chicken.
you mean like that?
To bash the chicken.
Why did fifty lebs cross the road?
Because the first one was being bashed by the chicken.
you mean like that?
Paulo Da Silva
Starting XI
don't et offended.
How many jews can you fit in a car?
40 jews. 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 35 in the ashtray.
can't believe i wrote that
some guy at work said that, he was laughing his ass off, ****in retard
why can't chinese ppl play soccer?
Everytime they tale a corner they open a store
How many jews can you fit in a car?
40 jews. 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 35 in the ashtray.
can't believe i wrote that
some guy at work said that, he was laughing his ass off, ****in retard
why can't chinese ppl play soccer?
Everytime they tale a corner they open a store
manutd4eva
Fan Favourite
haha
I hope our Mexican friends won't be offended... 
Q: Why does Mexico do so poorly at the Olympics?
A: All the Mexicans that can run, jump and swim are already in the US.
Q: How do you find the population of a Mexican city?
A: Roll a coin down the street.
Q: Who's the richest person in the city?
A: The one who gets the coin.
Q: Why does Mexico do so poorly at the Olympics?
A: All the Mexicans that can run, jump and swim are already in the US.
Q: How do you find the population of a Mexican city?
A: Roll a coin down the street.
Q: Who's the richest person in the city?
A: The one who gets the coin.
Gerrard 17
Fan Favourite
What's worse than 1 baby in a mailbox?
1 baby in 15 mailboxes
1 baby in 15 mailboxes