EDIT: This is supposed to be an amusing thread, and not offensive to anyone. So please dont be offended. Its for talking smack, as smack is what we talk before a match! All ing ood fun... Talk smack away!
Group D
Poland 2:1 Korea - (the Koreans decide that the loss had to do with the Polish players last names, therefore the Prime minister mandates it that all Koreans from this day forth add a ski at the end of thir names i.e. Kim Joo-Sanski
Poland 1:0 Portugal - after the hard faught win, the Polish defeat the Portugese, nothing exciting happens afterward.
Poland 3:0 USA - The Poles toy with the young American, easily winning three - nil. After which the American decide that it must have been that oh so hearty Polish kielbasa which screwed em so hard!
Poland winnign their group with 9 pts go to the 1/8th final where they meet Mexico the 2nd place finisher of group G
Poland 3:0 Mexico - Having lost their 2nd round game the Mexicans are treated to a meal by the Polish national cook, the Mexicans fins pierogi, barszcz and suruwki so yummy, that they go and turn in their quesadillas for some good ol polish food, a chain of polsih fast food joints opens up in Mexico, spanning a new economic turn around, the peso appreciates in value to surpass the us dollar to the north, Mexico faces problems with americans trying to get into the country from teh north.
The Quarterfinals.... (drumroll) the bialo czerwoni face espania. The outcome
Poland 2:0 Espania - The beast of Barcelona is quited as some hungry north Korean reporters find the puppy appetizing, due to the loss of their mascot the Spaniards cant concentrate on the game with the white and red superpoles. Poland makes the lead 2:0 in the fist half, the spanish score of a PK in the 2nd.
In the semifianls they will meet their old rivals Germany and the match will look something like this
Poland 0:0 Germany PKS 4:3 - Poland advances Munich WHAT? Biznatches!.... Miroslaw Klose realizes his mistake and begs Engel for forgiveness, Engel says that he is not Jesus and cant forgive him, Klose in a state of uber depression wind up smoking crack on the streets of Dusseldorf and becomes a huge fan of whoring. He eventually mvoes to Chorvacja to settle there as a beach bum.
The Final.... ta da tan tan tan.... dum Shifty, dum daaa............
Poland 1:0 Argentina - Nuff Said
POLSKA MISTRZ SWIATA!!!!!
yeah I know you all love it !
Group D
Poland 2:1 Korea - (the Koreans decide that the loss had to do with the Polish players last names, therefore the Prime minister mandates it that all Koreans from this day forth add a ski at the end of thir names i.e. Kim Joo-Sanski
Poland 1:0 Portugal - after the hard faught win, the Polish defeat the Portugese, nothing exciting happens afterward.
Poland 3:0 USA - The Poles toy with the young American, easily winning three - nil. After which the American decide that it must have been that oh so hearty Polish kielbasa which screwed em so hard!
Poland winnign their group with 9 pts go to the 1/8th final where they meet Mexico the 2nd place finisher of group G
Poland 3:0 Mexico - Having lost their 2nd round game the Mexicans are treated to a meal by the Polish national cook, the Mexicans fins pierogi, barszcz and suruwki so yummy, that they go and turn in their quesadillas for some good ol polish food, a chain of polsih fast food joints opens up in Mexico, spanning a new economic turn around, the peso appreciates in value to surpass the us dollar to the north, Mexico faces problems with americans trying to get into the country from teh north.
The Quarterfinals.... (drumroll) the bialo czerwoni face espania. The outcome
Poland 2:0 Espania - The beast of Barcelona is quited as some hungry north Korean reporters find the puppy appetizing, due to the loss of their mascot the Spaniards cant concentrate on the game with the white and red superpoles. Poland makes the lead 2:0 in the fist half, the spanish score of a PK in the 2nd.
In the semifianls they will meet their old rivals Germany and the match will look something like this
Poland 0:0 Germany PKS 4:3 - Poland advances Munich WHAT? Biznatches!.... Miroslaw Klose realizes his mistake and begs Engel for forgiveness, Engel says that he is not Jesus and cant forgive him, Klose in a state of uber depression wind up smoking crack on the streets of Dusseldorf and becomes a huge fan of whoring. He eventually mvoes to Chorvacja to settle there as a beach bum.
The Final.... ta da tan tan tan.... dum Shifty, dum daaa............
Poland 1:0 Argentina - Nuff Said
POLSKA MISTRZ SWIATA!!!!!
yeah I know you all love it !
(Euro 96 finalists, also former European champions many years ago)
