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Things you REALLY shouldnt have said

yoyo913

yoyo913

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When I was in 7th grade this kit threw a pop can at me and I told him to go suck his dad's dick. Turns out his dad was dead.
 
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Horatiu;2330357 said:
When I was in 7th grade this kit threw a pop can at me and I told him to go suck his dad's dick. Turns out his dad was dead.
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Sir_Didier_Drogba would have made a necrophilia follow-up.
 
yoyo913

yoyo913

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King

My ass smells like your mom
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2330282 said:
Oh man, king holds down a regular and fairly respectable job! I want to here more about this bank.
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I work for a British Bank (HSBC), like my great grandpa did for the British government. Its time i put an end of you bloody Britishers to exploit my family and hence I am quitting it next week.


If u are planning to open an account or work for HSBC, don't do it because they suck in service, their system is ancient and their wages are ****!(H)
 
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ShearerM4;2330362 said:
it's "égalité" by the way :D
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F*ck.

It's not my fault, it's the French language's fault for not being like English. Next thing you're going to tell me that adding an "o" to the end of an English word does not make it Spanish.

EDIT: Fixed now. I hope you're happy.
 
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Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
I once told some idiot at school, that I hope his grandpa dies during a verbal stoush. About three days later, it came true.

MUWHAHAHAHAHA!
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
You're going to have to Americanize your references if you want to get laughs in the US. Who's Madeline McCann?
 
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Sir Calumn

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OK OK OK I can kick the sh!t out of every ill-thought-through comment any of you guys have ever said with what I said last night, completely accidently with no intent or malice whatsoever.

I'm talking to a Canadian guy at the bar in a comedy club last night and he is quite a big guy in the industry, hosts TV shows and sells out big venues etc. I know that all this because like alot of his countrymen he is extremely arrogant and insisted on telling me. This is him, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W*de_McElw*in, (I've starred out the a's so that if he googles himself he wont find this) obviously written by himself but you get the idea, the kind of guy it would be handy to know. Anyway, this is verbatim:

Wade: Yeah, my girlfriend won Miss Hooters 2006. You know what Hooters is dont you?
Me: Yeah, it's a strip club right?

I honestly didnt mean to imply what that implies, as the vicar said to the vice squad, it just slipped out.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Yes but referring to the joint were the girlfriend of an arrogant, fiercely proud and volatile successful canadian works as a strip club is not exactly polite
 
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