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The Useless Facts/Statistics (Commentary Filler) Thread

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Jambo Den

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You all know the type of crap that commentators throw out when there's not much happening in games. Let's see how obscure we can get in here.

I'll start:

For the last four seasons, the English Premier League has been won by a Scottish/Portuguese management team. :mrt1:
 
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SafHossain03

Youth Team
Not specifically one example, but Dvid Pleat. My god do I hate that man. He'll come up with some random fact, often inaccurate, and describe the player with an adjective and their nationality. Like Messi is the diminutive Argentinian. May not sound so bad, but imagine the exact formula for every player on the pitch....

Dont get me started on his pronunciations..
 
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Jambo Den

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SafHossain03;2523214 said:
Not specifically one example, but Dvid Pleat. My god do I hate that man. He'll come up with some random fact, often inaccurate, and describe the player with an adjective and their nationality. Like Messi is the diminutive Argentinian. May not sound so bad, but imagine the exact formula for every player on the pitch....

Dont get me started on his pronunciations..
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"Yes, we looked at him for Tottenham"
 
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Bobby

The Legend
Americans can play for any of 4 FIFA recognized teams. The United States, Guam, Puerto Rico, or American Samoa.
 
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Bobby

The Legend
Dragan T;2523621 said:
Some Danish commentator:

"2-0 is the most dangerous lead to have."


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It is, because you'll defend a 1 goal advantage with everything but you tend to relax at 2-0 and if they get a goal they have momentum.
 
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fender;2523769 said:
That sounds like Andy Gray to me.
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Ya, it is.

thetrooper37;2523821 said:
people might disagree but I ******* hate this guy, he's so goddamn annoying...
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Ray Hudson, after a shot barely misses going into the net: "Aye-yaye!!!"

He keeps me awake during some of the La Liga games that I watch. I like his vocabulary.....it makes me laugh.
 
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rony31

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thetrooper37;2523821 said:
people might disagree but I ******* hate this guy, he's so goddamn annoying:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gS6Np-g_h5w
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Oh my God, you and me both man. I really ******* hate this guy's metaphors, such a douche. I remember at one point, Ronaldinho was making a run, and while the main announcer was commentating, Hudson was just making weird sexual groans and moans randomly :icon_spyed:
 
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Hahahahahahahaha, he does that a lot.

He also sucks air into his mouth from time to time.......and places his lips right up against the microphone so everyone can hear it over the play-by-play guy.
 
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