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The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

ive never had anal sex...
im actually a bit disturbed by it but im willing to try it if the possibility becomes available...


anybody?
 

INFESTA

Official
hanek45;2702056 said:
ive never had anal sex...
im actually a bit disturbed by it but im willing to try it if the possibility becomes available...


anybody?

Well... bend over, dude.


Anal sex is a sweet change. Definitely not able to hold it as long as with vaginal sex. I got my penis creamed with **** a few times, though.

I bet somebody out there got horny after reading this.
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
**** comes in different colors. I bet your **** color is different than the ones who eat non kosher.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
ShiftyPowers;2701034 said:
I don't see why dudes are obsessed with getting girls off by vaginal intercourse... or on the other hand couldn't care less about ever getting the girl off. When I was in a LTR the standard was start making out, escalate that, get her off by finger (not fingering, but rubbing) or tongue, usually finger, and then sex where I got off. Any subsequent sex stuff that day was usually just straight sex where I was the only one who got off, although that's not a rule. It's not a big deal for girls to not get off, for them it can just feel good and be nice, but not get them off. For one night stands it's completely understood that the girl is probably not going to come.

Completely spot on. Let's face it guys, doesn't matter how big your dick is or what you can do with it, vaginal intercourse won't get the majority of girls off all the time, it just doesnt happen, and guys who say they can genuinly carry on with the same amount of oomph after they've climaxed themselves is a load of BS. Girls couldnt care less if you don't get them off with your flaming rod, as long as you know how to play the piano or the flute, they'll love you all the same.

Oh and i also agree Bobby, cuddling4tw.
 

yoyo913

Team Captain
I actually expected this thread to turn out quite bad but it has some nice posts. I'm not fascinated by doing anal to a girl at all, I am however anti-condom.. a girl on BC is so much better.
 

MaestroZidane

YELLOW CARD: Untrustworthy
hanek45;2702056 said:
ive never had anal sex...
im actually a bit disturbed by it but im willing to try it if the possibility becomes available...


anybody?

I've had.. It actually feels good, and if it's al clean, then there is really nothing to worry about.

On another note, Has anyone found the best Condom to use?? since I'm married, I of course don't use one. Yet, when I wasn't and was with other girls. I found that only the real thin ones worked for me, other wise, it was not as fun.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
MaestroZidane;2702730 said:
I've had.. It actually feels good, and if it's al clean, then there is really nothing to worry about.

On another note, Has anyone found the best Condom to use?? since I'm married, I of course don't use one. Yet, when I wasn't and was with other girls. I found that only the real thin ones worked for me, other wise, it was not as fun.

Condom type doesn't really matter to me, unless it's unlubricated. I have no idea why anyone would ever sell such a thing, but they do. I bought a pack at a gas station once, at one of those horrible places that have condoms behind the desk where you have to ask for them. I asked for condoms, and they looked fine, but turned out they were unlubricated. It's like these unlubricated condoms are intentionally as dry as possible. They are seriously not ******* cool. They hurt like **** for both male and female.
 

MaestroZidane

YELLOW CARD: Untrustworthy
ShiftyPowers;2702731 said:
Condom type doesn't really matter to me, unless it's unlubricated. I have no idea why anyone would ever sell such a thing, but they do. I bought a pack at a gas station once, at one of those horrible places that have condoms behind the desk where you have to ask for them. I asked for condoms, and they looked fine, but turned out they were unlubricated. It's like these unlubricated condoms are intentionally as dry as possible. They are seriously not ******* cool. They hurt like **** for both male and female.

Seriously, that is the exact same situation that happened to me once, and it happened to be on the first night with this one chick. I actually though they were bad, yet I still used them :blush:. It was very uncomfortable, yet was able to go through with the whole thing. The good thing was that I was more than ready for the next couple of times we went at it wit some better ones.
 

Keegan

Yardie
Anyone know where I can find this brand?


I know guys who swear by these...
"...with a coitus prolonging benzocaine based lubricant which helps to delay ejaculation and hence helps prevent premature ejaculation."


Have any of you guys ever tried a condom that didn't fit? (And don't say that one-size-fits-all because that isn't true.)

But my personal favourite, the Jamaican brand.


Smells like Strawberries. Can't speak to the taste.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Keegan;2702770 said:
I know guys who swear by these...
"...with a coitus prolonging benzocaine based lubricant which helps to delay ejaculation and hence helps prevent premature ejaculation."

...I wouldn't feel too comfortable wearing a condom that basically drugs my dick.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Dragan T;2703707 said:
...I wouldn't feel too comfortable wearing a condom that basically drugs my dick.

Have you seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry puts it on inside out (not sure how this is possible, but whatever) and ****s up his wife's vagina?
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
ShiftyPowers;2703753 said:
Have you seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry puts it on inside out (not sure how this is possible, but whatever) and ****s up his wife's vagina?

Nope, but it sure sounds fu*ked up.
 

$teauA

Superstar
ShiftyPowers;2703753 said:
Have you seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry puts it on inside out (not sure how this is possible, but whatever) and ****s up his wife's vagina?

Hahahahahah that show is fantastic
 
The best condoms I've used are def. Trojans.
Since I can't get any in Germany, I usually go for Durex which are fine as well. Although a little expensive.
 

Voltaic Borusse

Fan Favourite
I've attempted anal sex with my girlfriend a few times, and it was fail after fail after fail every single time. I even prepped her asshole by inserting a butt plug (which I purchased) but that didn't work either. She claimed to have had anal sex with other men before and that she just needs to be in the mood for it. I'm either too big or she's not turned on by me. In any case, it's mad frustrating.
 


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