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jani;2812674 said:Why would the ex want to have sex with you if she's happily married?
Or am I just being naive?
jani;2812674 said:Why would the ex want to have sex with you if she's happily married?
Or am I just being naive?
Mandieta6;2812701 said:Keegan's packing.
Keegan;2812334 said:3) Somebody much younger than you are (but still legal)
rony31;2812957 said:In other news, I'm currently seeing a girl a year older than me who happens not only to be smokin hot, but also a nympho. Carlos-*******-pot. I beat it out twice (raw) this past weekend, and apparently I'm pretty good in bed despite it being only my 3rd and 4th times having sex. God-given talent I guess.
MaestroZidane;2813447 said:He's got a point. I've gone around four times on a single day..... yet I still wouldn't call her a nympho
rony31;2813500 said:I doubled my sex tally in one night, must you come out and kill it for me, Daniel? I guess I was clouded by the fact that she's also sort of a freak while we're doing it.
ShiftyPowers;2813539 said:Yeah, that's a nympho. I've only heard of those in stories, never come across one in my life. One dude I knew kicked a girl out of his bed because he was tired of having sex, and she sat on his floor and ****ed herself with a curling iron.
Bobby;2813845 said:Haha, "dry spell".
I'm just collecting 0-0 draws to get points here and there to avoid relegation! Terrible spell of form, terrible.
If I was totally gay I'd be in business though, gay guys freaking love me.