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The Official YouTube Links Thread

soccerlover1224

Club Supporter
Can't get laid

Berta: Well, you know what they say. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and can't get laid huh?
Charlie Harper: Maybe I'm not trying.
Berta: Yeah, and look for me next month on the cover of Maxim. I'll have nothing on but the vacuum.

Berta: Just out of curiosity, when you leave here, where is it you go?
Kandi: To the gym. I have to take care of my body, because it's my instrument.
Berta: Mine, too. Three beers and a bratwurst, and my ass turns into a French horn.

Berta is my 3rd favourite character (after Charlie and Jake) in Two and A Half Men.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIVfdRPnbgI
 

soccerlover1224

Club Supporter
Best advice ever

Never ever confuse cupcakes with love.

We all love cupcakes. That doesn't mean you have to love the baker.

I'm just saying that when someone freely gives you her cupcake, your only obligation is to enjoy it. There's no reason to get emotionally involved..........Because, if you do, the next thing you know, you'll be stuck eating the same damn cupcake for the rest of your life.

Yeah. I've had cupcakes like that. But the thing you've got to remember is, there'll always be other cupcakes. And if the day should come when you find yourself in a cupcake drought-- and those days come, don't kid yourself -- well, then you just shell out a couple of bucks for a nice Ho-Ho.

I wish I had an uncle like Charlie Harper :rofl::clap::rofl::rofl::clap:



The Cupcake conversation
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
Hahaha Australian tv host Karl Stefanovic messed with the autocue akin to Anchor Man. He's a funny guy, I reckon he's a great example of what the average bloke would do if he accidentally ended up famous. There are other clips around of him coming to work drunk after a tv awards night.
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Alex;3489301 said:
Hahaha Australian tv host Karl Stefanovic messed with the autocue akin to Anchor Man. He's a funny guy, I reckon he's a great example of what the average bloke would do if he accidentally ended up famous. There are other clips around of him coming to work drunk after a tv awards night.

I'd never think I'd ever be saying this on SG, but here goes: Karl Stefanovic and David Koch can go jerk eachother off and release into their mouths.
 

leungtl

Manager
Staff member
Alex;3489301 said:
Hahaha Australian tv host Karl Stefanovic messed with the autocue akin to Anchor Man. He's a funny guy, I reckon he's a great example of what the average bloke would do if he accidentally ended up famous. There are other clips around of him coming to work drunk after a tv awards night.

This was one of my favourites too... certainly no innuendo here!

 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
RobbieD_PL;3489974 said:
I'd never think I'd ever be saying this on SG, but here goes: Karl Stefanovic and David Koch can go jerk eachother off and release into their mouths.

Meh, I think disliking them is just the popular thing to do. Jump on that ship
 


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