The Official I THINK I'm Bored Thread

[Alex]

The title in the other one was a little definitive for me. I think I'm bored, I mean I usually only come on SG when I'm bored and looking for things to do, but now I'm here, I'm not sure I'm still bored.

A little help? Is the other thread open to people in this conundrum? It is official after all, I don't want to break the rules and get carded by Az

 

[yoyo913]

I don't get it.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I think I'm bored, too.

 

[Bobby]

I think you go to SG when you think you're bored, if you're really bored the first place you go is porn.

 

[Back Door Skip]

I'm confused. I say book Alex for confusing me.

 

[MaestroZidane]

There's only a few reasons I to porn, and being bored if not one of them .

As for when I come here, it's to entertain myself for a few minutes while I have some down time.

 

[Mandieta6]

Actually, boredom has always been one of my main reasons to strangle the sargeant (henceforth to be renamed colonel so as to not be confused with ShiftyPowers). It's been quite rare for me to get turned on and decide to do it and then resort to porn.

 

[Bobby]

I'm pretty sure it's how weird fetishes develop too.

 

[Mandieta6]

Yeah, especially because boredom leads either to porn or SG for me. Sooner or later, unless leungtl changes his sig, I will develop a crush for lycra-wearing manatees.

 

[4ndr3i]

Does God watch over me when I'm browsing xhamster? cause that'd be an awkward moment.

 

[Back Door Skip]

If so, what a perv.

 

[4ndr3i]

He could be there on business purposes. I've seen a lot of nuns in those videos.

 

[Bobby]

I'm really fussy about porn sometimes. If it's a certain niche and the outfits and decor are incorrect I just can't deal with it. For instance if I see one of those "sexy" halloween outfits being used as a stand in for the real thing I just close it.

There was one set where the woman was "cooking" either breakfast or lunch and put bread in a toaster that wasn't even plugged in, pissed me right off.

 

[ARIAGA II]

I saw one that was set in the classroom, the actress was supposed to be an English tutor and there were math problems on the chalkboard! The equations were wrong too, shut the tab down that moment, never been so disgusted in my life.

 

[Bobby]

Honestly, completely unacceptable. I hope you sent a strongly worded letter of complaint.

 

[ARIAGA II]

Anything less would be uncivil. Kids watch these things, we already rank 9th in math around the world, do they want this to get worse?

 

[Sepak]

I solve those problems by watching amateur lesbians

 

[Stevie B]

I resort to SG when I'm bored at work and feel a need to make witty remarks at someone else's expense (but can't think of one at the moment)

 

[Alex]

If you feel the need, what's stopping you from making these witty remarks? Can't you think of any, so you just end up posting other stuff instead?

 

[MaestroZidane]

The only problem I've seen in porn was when I noticed the girl on the scene from having painted nails one minute, to having no nails the next. So that was the end of that for me.