The Lionel Messi is a c u n t thread

[yoyo913]

I don't understand how someone can vomit and then continue playing at the same high level.

Imagine slide tackling into the puke and getting it all over you. The title of the thread is justified.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Again with this shit. That's what copious amounts of doping to make you grow will do to you. He robbed the Ronaldo of his Ballon d'Or, he robbed the IRS of millions of Euros and he robbed Mother Nature of another midget.

"Normal signs of problems to the stomach from steroid use include feelings of being bloated, a feeling of being nauseous leading to bouts of vomiting with blood sometimes being evident in the vomit caused by irritation to the stomach lining and increased stomach acids with a lower level of stomach mucus."

 

[chygry]

Give the poor guy a break, just trying to develop a tolerance for the world cup this summer.

 

[Sepak]

So, is Messi Hunt and Ronaldo Lauda?
(does that sentence even make sense?)

 

[Filipower]

No and no.

 

[Arnau]

Again with this shit. That's what copious amounts of doping to make you grow will do to you. He robbed the Ronaldo of his Ballon d'Or, he robbed the IRS of millions of Euros and he robbed Mother Nature of another midget.

I think he is pregnant

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

So, is Messi Hunt and Ronaldo Lauda?
(does that sentence even make sense?)

Someone watched Rush recently....

 

[Filipower]

So not only did Lionel throw up again last night, there's news today that his solidarity matches last summer may have been used to launder money. Apparently 5 money transfers of close to €1M ended up in some tax haven. So all in all good news for this thread.

 

[Back Door Skip]

Smart man. He's not about to deposit his money in Spain again...

 

[MaestroZidane]

Tax money that could help families in need and feed school children. What a prick.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

So not only did Lionel throw up again last night,

Just like the way he vomits on the hopes and dreams of a million starving children across the world

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Just like the way he vomits on the hopes and dreams of a million starving children across the world

Messi doesn't like the African children because "Argentina is White!"

 

[Mus]

Argentina is not white

 

[Coruja]

What a dick.

The cameraman should do a super zoom on Messi so it looked like he spited to the kid like they did to Ronaldo on the World Cup against Spain.

 

[MaestroZidane]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/socce...si-leaves-a-kid-hanging-before-013112745.html

Broke that kids heart and dreams

 

[Filipower]

He did return and greet the kid afterwards, just didn't see him that time. But yeah, what a ****!

 

[MaSsiVe]

It wasn't the first kid, it's the fat one that ends up getting the handshake.



C u n t

 

[Bobby]

How much do you think Messi charges for a handshake?

 

[Back Door Skip]

Going by the charity matches, it should be a few Gs. There's no guarantee it'll happen though.

 

[Filipower]

Not tax deductible, either.