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LoriM: Welcome to ChaCha!
LoriM: Hello
LoriM: How can I help you?
You: hi, how are you
You: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
LoriM: Im good thanks and you
LoriM: LOL
You: no serious can you please answer my question
LoriM: Me me get you a site that finishes that saying
You: alryty i can feel my stomach tighten in anticipation
LoriM: lol....your funny.....thanks for making me lauhg
LoriM: *laugh
You: haha, no problem, can you please tell me what on earth a wood chuck actually is, and who made that tongue twister
LoriM: lol
LoriM: here ya go...
LoriM: this is a wood chuck!
LoriM: and he chucks wood!
You: oo thankie, aint that a beaver, who decided to call that a wood chuck?
LoriM: Chuck!
LoriM: lol
LoriM: guess its a groundhog
LoriM: are at least in the family
You: those things look like they have damn sharp teeth i wouldnt wanna come close to that
LoriM: I know what you mean!
LoriM: better to just let them keep chucking wood
You: i mean it looks like they can only cut up wood, chucking is a whole different story because they dont have very big arms
LoriM: Hey...have a great day
LoriM: and thanks for the smiles
LoriM: come back again!!!!!
LoriM: Take care
LoriM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Connected to guide: ElenaR
ElenaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
ElenaR: Hello and welcome to ChaCha!!!
ElenaR: How are you doing?
You: hi Im looking to buy a child
ElenaR: ???
You: preferably under ten grand
ElenaR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: ok a black cute child from an african country that costs less than $10 000
ElenaR: to adopt?
You: yes
ElenaR: ok one min
You: cool, this will make me famous like madonna and angelina right?
ElenaR: umm no
You: well, its worth a try
ElenaR: Are these results sufficient?
You: hmm, they look good but i want something that will make even more news than angelina or madonna, do you have any ideas??
ElenaR: no
ElenaR: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: hmm i heard you can buy a country now, is that true??
ElenaR: not sure but you gonna have to open another search
ElenaR: Have a nice day!!!
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Status: Connected to guide: ChristieS
ChristieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristieS: Hello
You: hi there, can you book me a trial with manchester united??
ChristieS: What can I help you find about football today?
ChristieS: You are looking to book a flight?
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Status: Connected to guide: MatthewM
MatthewM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there, can you book me a trial with manchester united??
MatthewM: Hello, how are you?
You: im super, can you book me a trial with manchester united??
MatthewM: a trial?
MatthewM: if you mean a try out, no I cannot book you a try out
MatthewM: this is a search engine, not a temp agency
You: yes so that alex ferguson can see my talent and sign me as a player
You: yes but where else must i go, cant you see what you can do please
MatthewM: I would suggest trying to book one yourself
You: im way too lazy to do that plus i would need a scout to spot me first
MatthewM: There is absoltly nothing I can do, for one this is a US system, I dont even have contacts with anyone in the UK
MatthewM: Im sorry, don;t know what to tell you
MatthewM: Would you like to search for something real or shall I end the session?
You: hmm how bout LA Galaxy??
You: are you there
MatthewM: yes I am here
MatthewM: I asked if you would like to search for something real or not
MatthewM: If not I must end this session
You: so can you get me a trial at Los Angeles Galaxy, beckhams new club
You: how about an application form to get into hogwarts
You: how much do you get paid to not even reply to me
Status: Session ended.
and for the +rep challenge here you go...
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Status: Connected to guide: Rose W
Rose W: Welcome to ChaCha!
Rose W: hello
You: hi
Rose W: how can i help you?
You: im in the music business, im quite well know and i need you to do me a favour
Rose W: what is it?
You: im writing a new song on cellphones but i need someone to compose it for me, wont you be a dear and do that for me, please
Rose W: Please hold one moment for your results.
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Status: Connected to guide: MelissaT
You: hi, im in the music business, im quite well know and i need you to do me a favour
MelissaT: Welcome to ChaCha!
MelissaT: Sure what can I help you find?
You: im writing a new song on cellphones but i need someone to compose it for me, wont you be a dear and do that for me, please
MelissaT: compse a song for you?
You: ya, please
MelissaT: are you looking for a cellphone ringtone composer?
You: no i need you to make the lyrics and organise the music for it
MelissaT: one moment
MelissaT: That is not a service we provide
MelissaT: We are a search egine
MelissaT: I can find you a composer service
You: but you are special thats why i want you to make the song, c'mon i know you can do a great job, whats your email address i can give you my details there
MelissaT: ok
[email protected]
You: ok thanks i will contact you there
MelissaT: sure thing, looking forward to it, have a good day
MelissaT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.