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SG's Wikipedia page

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Hans

How big is YOUR penis?
"War On Portaloo

The War On Portaloo started off as a result of the rogue Hrvoje Bajlo who posted under multiple accounts on SG including Flintstones, Slovenac, deluXe, Bill Matthews and countless other aliases, upped his campaign from kit plagiarism to using his militant website FIFA Web Portal (parodied as FIFA Web Portaloo) to promote a steady stream of propaganda, from his exclusive news on content of future FIFA games claiming the information was directly from EA Sports, to production of super patches and more than 25 published versions on the theory that the 03/04 season Arsenal away kit must have black shorts.

Tensions mounted after Bajlo threatened rival gangs with his hacker accomplice Ivan, who turned out to be an imaginary friend, and another ally known as Rabsy, who failed to understand the concept of proper punctuation. A special task force codenamed "Shute Up" was launched and in late 2003 war was declared on Portaloo, with the force taking the name of "Force Against Bajlo", or FAB for short. Its membership at its peak was a significant proportion of total SG registrants mainly due to rival gangs joining forces at the SG 2003 Awards to combat the threat, resulting in a name change to the Faroe Islands Force Against Horovojo, to give the Faroe Islands even more muscle to become a global superpower.

Heavy fighting ensued but the war was won on December 15th 2003 when Bajlo was forced to sign a declaration of surrender by SG officials and had his membership rights revoked."

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NASTY PASTY

Youth Team
Glad you approve of that one Hans, we well and truly crushed the opposition that time, the toilet pictures and Vazza's infamous Customs labradors pic totally pwned them :ewan:

Does anyone remember Bananas, or was that Bananus? :ewan: :lui:
 
A

Avalanche

Senior Squad
Three pages, and it amazes me that nobody's mentioned LeeStewart, the 15 stone loser who's a gloryhunter and claimed that Alan Shearer gave him his captain's armband.
 
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Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
I remember when we tricked him into believing I had been fired as supermod because of him, oh man what a nutsack he was. (C)
 
R

rony31

Team Captain
hahahaha, that "**** YOU DRAGAN!" thread (H) he must have felt like **** when he learned the cold truth
 
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NASTY PASTY

Youth Team
I remember him sending me an e-mail once laughing about Dragan getting de-modded, but I knew different, fecking rimjob :kader:

He had as many multiple accounts as Hrvoje :borat:
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
I was taken in by the Dragan thread, least i admit it (H) hehe.

I dont think C-B appeared much after that, kind of the "FINISH HIM" manoeuvere.
 
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bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Run DMB said:
Brian? :|

I invented the USFF.

I'm going to question the neutrality of this section. :kader:
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I've never claimed leadership of the USFF. I've always considered myself the second in command. The Wiki has been fixed to reflect as such. Shifty, you are the heart and soul of the USFF.
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
I notice I've got my own section (H)

There definitely needs to be more added though Bobby.
 
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PhiLLer

Fan Favourite
2001 crew is defenitely the best. I remember the good ole days when Dave Goodland was still around...and I spoke to Dragan and Ryan :p
 
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