SG's Official #1 Best Ever Masturbation & Castration Thread [P]+[R]

[Hopeunited]

hahahahahahahahahaha...

this thread is better than yesterday!

And Giggs Rox my homie ur back.

 

[Vagegast]

How come masturbation is so popular? It's so repetitive, yet no one seems to get bored with it

 

[Run DMB]

Originally posted by Giggs Rox !!
i masterbate over giggs!

In China we castrate!!!

 

[fh_29]

Originally posted by Vagegast
How come masturbation is so popular? It's so repetitive, yet no one seems to get bored with it

same reason having sex is popular, it gives people enjoyment.

 

[bjmenge]

Originally posted by Giggs Rox !!
i masterbate over giggs!

How do you feel about Lionel Richie?

 

[ngyc]

this thread is sticky now

 

[Kibe Kru]

Originally posted by Ebonix
eh?

I support Liverpool.

I know you do... I guess I mixed your name up when you said you're Roman something I thought that was your name and you were some russian petrol billionaire...
and I (think I) know your name Liam...

 

[rony31]

Originally posted by fh_29
8. Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18.

do these statistics include the Amish population?

 

[Stotty]

Originally posted by Kibe Kru

and I (think I) know your name Liam...

hahahahaha no

He's called Mohammad-el-currios

 

[Ebonix]

LIES! LIES! LIES!

My name is Hasmeer Shashmeer

 

[schmeichel01]

I don't masturbate, I get other people to do it for me

 

[fh_29]

Originally posted by rony31
do these statistics include the Amish population?

of course not!

 

[Andrejs]

Originally posted by fh_29

3. Masturbation is a very personal thing and should not be done in public places

Damn

 

[ngyc]

Originally posted by Andrejs
Damn

don't tell me you did this

 

[fh_29]

Originally posted by ngyc
don't tell me you did this

Heh.

 

[Andrejs]

Originally posted by ngyc
don't tell me you did this

I wont, its a secret

 

[Rochester Rhino]

Originally posted by ngyc
this thread is sticky now

now the thread is sticky but not a sticky thread anymore.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Originally posted by bjmenge
4 out of 5 men masturbate in the shower, the others sing a song.

What do they use as a microphone?

 

[Number9]

maybe they use the shampoo bottle or sumin ??

Wonder what they sing too!??

 

[AberdeenFC]

(8) it seems to me, you lived your life, like a candle in the wind (8)

i dedicate that song to liams nads