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SG's Official #1 Best Ever Masturbation & Castration Thread [P]+[R]

peruytu

Reserve Team
Most men masturbate. And all of you are either liars or asexuals who really dont care about sex. Its usually the men that don't get ANY are the ones that usually lie about masturbating. Men that are healthy and that are sexualy active are usually the ones that are honest about this subject. Anyways, i'm talking about men... I don't know how many MEN are actually here, maybe most of you are still little boys.

As for me, yes, I masturbate, but not nearly as much as most of you here.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by adj137
thats some proof:p

I'm just waiting for niceman to reply with "Hey, I dont remember saying that" :D

Originally posted by AberdeenFC
shes out of my league (8)
(8) And I never will be good enough for her (8)
 
Originally posted by bjmenge
Shifty, you wanker. (H)
Brian... Frankie Hejduk pics are not proper wanking material. :( ;) :p

Anyway, this thread is a total wank. Mostly thanks to that jerkoff "niceman". The guy just rubs people the wrong way.











OK I'll stop with the double entendres. :(
 

Number9

Senior Squad
cheers Tez, and Sir_Didier_Drogba, u guys make me feel so welcome :boohoo:

good to know my first impressions were right and niceman really is a random wanker. Seems to love Sir_Didier_Drogba a bit too much to...
Ive got news for you nicey boy... Sir_Didier_Drogba is by biatch now and theres nothing you can do to stop me.(H).

P.S - What happened to Paul ?? Apart from his big argument with the big Matt himself (who has also left for pastures new i hear!)??
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by Number9
cheers Tez, and Sir_Didier_Drogba, u guys make me feel so welcome :boohoo:

good to know my first impressions were right and niceman really is a random wanker. Seems to love Sir_Didier_Drogba a bit too much to...
Ive got news for you nicey boy... Sir_Didier_Drogba is by biatch now and theres nothing you can do to stop me.(H).

P.S - What happened to Paul ?? Apart from his big argument with the big Matt himself (who has also left for pastures new i hear!)??
niceman's bitch to Nathans, I've moved up in the world (H)

Paul had a bust up with Alex, then Matt, then everybody, was banned for a bit, then came back and posted for a bit as a member, gradually getting less and less frequent and now he practically never comes on.
 

Number9

Senior Squad
yea i knew bout the paul/alex thing, thats why alex left for a bit ... then there was the paul/matt thing. just thought he was still around for some reason...
mind you once he had posted his picture there really was no real way he could have had mcuh credit left!

.. by the way, u know ive still got a copy of the MSN convo when paul and matt had the bust up. for some reason i managed to get hold of it and ive never deleted it... ITs my own peice of SG history!! lol.
 
Originally posted by fh_29
And Run DMB, woah! :o u NEVER masturbated? HOLY ****!
 


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