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SG's Official #1 Best Ever Masturbation & Castration Thread [P]+[R]

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AhmedK

Min
If by masturbate, you mean creaming inside Rob's mom while he watches, helpless to stop me from getting him 6 new arab brothers......then yes, if not, then no, I don't wank......
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Firstly I want to tell niceman he is a dickeye....

....now that's done....

....Liam, Gavin and Dragan need to be on stage! Funniest thing I've read here for ages!
 
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niceman

Senior Squad
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
Firstly I want to tell niceman he is a dickeye....

....now that's done....

....Liam, Gavin and Dragan need to be on stage! Funniest thing I've read here for ages!
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Well well well where does that leave u?? If im a dickeye then u must be the dickeyes bitch...MUAHA...
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by niceman
Well well well where does that leave u?? If im a dickeye then u must be the dickeyes bitch...MUAHA...
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So, you're saying you want to fuck me? Great. :|
 
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Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
So, you're saying you want to fuck me? Great. :|
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Don't act like you're surprised....we all know you consider yourself as very sexy and quite fu*kable :(

That being said, you know you wouldn't turn niceman down.....he'd be :drevil:nice:drevil: to you :evil: :read: (H)

:fluffy:
 
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Number9

Senior Squad
good to see some things never change... your still all sick ****ers, :rolleyes: :kader:

not that there is anything wrong with masterbation!

How is everyone by the way ... been a while since ive been round ere!
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by Number9
good to see some things never change... your still all sick ****ers, :rolleyes: :kader:

not that there is anything wrong with masterbation!

How is everyone by the way ... been a while since ive been round ere!
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I remember you! You came the the CM forum, then went again :( You got the highest number of assists in my SG united team :p
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by Dragan T
Don't act like you're surprised....we all know you consider yourself as very sexy and quite fu*kable :(

That being said, you know you wouldn't turn niceman down.....he'd be :drevil:nice:drevil: to you :evil: :read: (H)

:fluffy:
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That's what I'm worried about :$
 
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Number9

Senior Squad
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
I remember you! You came the the CM forum, then went again :( You got the highest number of assists in my SG united team :p
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I never really left mate, just hardly ever post. Was a mod at CM forums for a bit too if i remember. But I was doing a lot of work at SGF at the time so i stopped.

That old SG Utd team was awsome. lol. I wasnt a bad player but i think Tom really was the best. He scored $hit loads!


Good too see theres some of the older generation still around. Who else is about still?? Kader, Larry, Paul, Alex, IceBlue etc ??
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by Number9
I never really left mate, just hardly ever post. Was a mod at CM forums for a bit too if i remember. But I was doing a lot of work at SGF at the time so i stopped.

That old SG Utd team was awsome. lol. I wasnt a bad player but i think Tom really was the best. He scored $hit loads!
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I think I nicked your modspot ;) Tom was the best cos he made his age 25 or something whereas we all went for 17/18. You were the best midfielder though. I was a kickass DMC (H)
 
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