* Sergeant ShiftyPowers Goodbye Party *

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Since we wont be seeing Shifty again until he completes basic training, or gets a dishonourable discharge for dishonourably discharging over the chest of a young recruit, I thought we would have a little goodbye party for him in this thread.

If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

Just substitute England for Wisconsin.

 

[Alex]

Sergeant? But isn't he entering as an officer?

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I dont actually know his rank but Sergeant sounded good

 

[Arnau]

Good luck peeling potatoes

 

[Filipower]

Go catch the real Bin Laden!

 

[chygry]

I'm gonna do some shots of bourbon to honour his cause!

 

[MaestroZidane]

Always clean you gun, and have them boots shiny. Good luck and wish you the best! and by wishing you the best, I mean that you meet a young girl officer and bang her.

 

[Theodorakis]

cake looks good.


whatever it turns out to be, he has gone after his will to realize so, good luck soldier.



dont you ever try to bring democracy and peace to my country.

 

[ARIAGA II]

I mean that you meet a young girl officer and bang her.

Or a guy, DADT was repealed.

Good luck Shifty*i, the forum really would feel different without you. Hopefully someone breaks your post record while you're gone

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Always clean you gun

Is that a euphemism?

and have them boots shiny

Is that a euphemism?

and by wishing you the best, I mean that you meet a young girl officer and bang her.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[MaSsiVe]

Wait, is he gonna miss the CL final?

 

[Mandieta6]

Good luck to Shifty. Now, to the rest of you, you better pick up the slack. Shifty is responsible for 30% of daily posts, so you all have to chip on so we can keep this site alive until he gets back.

 

[Filipower]

Obvious who was going to come with the numbers.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Wait, is he gonna miss the CL final?

This is why I know Bayern will win.

 

[Mandieta6]

You better bring it, or else.

 

[Mandieta6]

Wait, wait, wait, so you won't have any way of knowing the result for weeks after the match?

Dude. Are you gonna try not to know the result and watch it?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

No, if I get to use a phone on Sunday the 26th I will not call my family first, but rather a friend of mine and ask for a detailed breakdown of the game.

 

[Back Door Skip]

That's what I call priorities.


So when you report to boot camp you have to turn in your phone? If so, what happens to your plan if you're under contract?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I pay for the phone for a few months while not using it. Nbd, I don't have any other expenses.

 

[yoyo913]