Random questions thread.

[Keegan]

If I stay on-key, yes.

Would you **** a well-known porn star?

 

[rony31]

Obviously.

Would you rather rage-f*ck Lady Gaga or Nikki Minaj?

 

[Keegan]

Lady GaGa.

Who would you rather fight with right now - Hulk Hogan or Mike Tyson?

 

[Mandieta6]

Hogan. And really? Gaga? That bitch is ugly as ****, at least Minaj has a fantastic ass.

Circumcised?

 

[Keegan]

That's exactly why it would be a rage-f*ck.

No.

If you could have one attribute/ability of any animal in the world, which would it be and why?

 

[Mandieta6]

It's still ******* though.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

That's exactly why it would be a rage-f*ck.

No.

If you could have one attribute/ability of any animal in the world, which would it be and why?

Blue Whale's cock.

Are you happy?

 

[Alex]

Sometimes.

Blue whales cock would be so useless.

Night or day?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Day. It's annoying that night is when everyone chooses to get drunk, I would much rather do it in the daytime.

Also on the subject of animal parts I would like to have Tiger Blood like Charlie Sheen.

Booze or drugs?

 

[Alex]

Both? Cocaine forms a different, more euphoric drug in your body when alcohol is already in your system. Someone who has tried it told me.

Upper or downer?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Well I guess downer because booze is a downer right?

Cocaine and booze are a match made in heaven, makes you more enigmatic and able to drink forever without getting hammered.

How many sexist jokes did you tell on International Women's Day?

 

[Alex]

I didn't acknowledge international women's day. They want equality, they can start by not having a day.

Yeah, agree with what you said about match made in heaven. I always just thought it was the Charlie keeping you going, the booze keeping you being an idiot (and having fun) but it actually does form another drug. Explains a lot.

This is a lie, isn't it?

 

[Sir Calumn]

No you're sitting.

I think it's been a year since I last did Charlie, ****, I miss it.

Married and bored or single and lonely?

 

[Keegan]

Single and lonely. You can always say "f*ck this, I'm going out."

Anally raped by a male or a female?

 

[Alex]

Female? Der.

Is Keegan gay or straight?

 

[Keegan]

Straight.

Did you think this thread would have died peacefully by this time?

 

[Mint]

I never expected it to last this long.

City or Country?

 

[4ndr3i]

City.

Is there a secret society in SG ?

 

[Alex]

Yep, the FIFA forum.

Football Manager or FIFA?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Football Manager.

I dont have a clue what the **** goes on in that FIFA forum, it's like Vietnam in there

Football Manager or every other game in the history of the world put together?