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QCT: Hermolt

hermolt

Starting XI
Introduction

I woke up on a bench in a train station...'Oktoberfest must have been good', I thought to myself.

As the bustle of the commuters moved around me, I noticed the monument I was leaning against. It was a Holocaust Memorial. 'I don't remember seeing this' I thought to myself. I then glanced at the name of the station 'Grunewald..what? But that's in..Berlin!'

At that exact moment, my mobile started ringing. The glares of passing train passengers made me think perhaps I should have changed the tone from 'The Great Escape'.

'Hello, Ben speaking.'

A thick German accent (well, this was Germany after all) on the other end of the line inquired:

'Herr Foster?'
'Yes.'
'Dis is Heiner Bertram.'
'Uhhhh huh.'
'You do not remember me? Ze women? Ze champagne? Ze chartered flight from Munich to Berlin?' At least that explained something, then.
'Uh, no. Who are you again?'
'Chairman Heiner Bertram.'
'Chairman of what?'
'Union Berlin.'
'The Painters and Dockers or what?'
'Nein, nein, nein, Union Berlin ze football club.'
'Oh, right.'
''You begin today.'
'Doing what again?'
'Managing this club.'


In the ensuing frantic 10 minutes of the call, it transpired that Herr Bertram had been enjoying a little trip to Oktoberfest with an unnamed fraulein (not his wife) when he heard me spouting off in a drunken stupor about how I'd taken West Ham to the Champions League, won 3 League Cups in a row and finished runners up behind Man U in the EPL. Apparently, he thought these were good enough credentials to hand me the reins at the Stadion Alte Försterei, so after some winging around the country slurping fine wine and caviar, we apparently signed a contract.

What I neglected to tell him was that my exploits at Upton Park were on a little game called Championship Manager. It seemed so insignificant.

Next Up: Squad Appraisal.
 

hermolt

Starting XI
Squad Appraisal

I headed down to the training ground with my assistant Ivan Tishanki, and told him to put the lads through their paces. As I sat there contemplating my new team, I thought it pertinent to make some notes.

Keepers

Sven Beuckert – GER, 27 – Beuckert was Union’s first choice keeper and will look to extend this run through with me at the helm.
Patrick Vogel – GER, 18 – Vogel will be 3rd choice keeper, and very lucky to see any playing time.
Robert Wulnikowski – GER, 23 – Robert is looking like a promising young player and will fight with Sven for the No 1 jersey this season.

Defenders

Steffen Menze – GER, 32 – Past his best speed wise, Steffen has experience that should prove invaluable throughout the season.
Manuel Benthin – GER, 22 – No speed, no good in the air and as dour as a pair of y-fronts.
Ivan Kozak – SLO, 33 – Capped a number of times and with buckets of experience, Ivan is a certain starter for Union.
Emil Kremenliev – BUL, 31 – Speedy and strong, Emil is an excellent option to hold down right back or right defensive midfield.
Tom Persich – GER, 29 – Will be sold - during a foot race at training; a snail with rheumatism lapped Tom repeatedly.
Marko Tredup – GER, 27 – Mediocre at best, Marko will see little time barring injuries.
Daniel Ernemann – Jury was still out after our first session, Daniel has a cool head and is a good leader but can’t always back those qualities up with good performance.
Gert Muller – GER, 23 – (Hopefully) won’t see a lot of time on the pitch, though you can’t fault him on effort.
Ingolf Schneider – GER, 36 – Old enough to be my dad, Ingolf is still an above average player at Union.

Midfielders

Christian Fahrmann – GER, 25 – Another contender for the DMR position.
Hristo Koilov – BUL, 31 – Is a backup, despite being fairly technically sound.
Ronny Nikol – GER, 26 – What he lacks in pace, Ronny makes up with bullocking strength.
Chibuike Okeke – NGR, 24 – Chibi is rather slow, but he has a tackle that can be felt in Austria.
Andreas Ruhmland – GER, 20 – This young pacey midfielder thinks he’s Zico with tricks he pulls at training, but with some hard could improve to become a mainstay at Union.
Jiri Balcarek – CZE, 28 – Quickisk and always ready to dive in for a 50/50 ball, Jiri’s best asset will be his ability to hit long, sweeping passes at the drop of a hat.
Ferdinand Chifon – CAM, 24 – Ivan had to fight long and hard just to let Chifon get on the field ‘There’s no way I’m having a bloke called Ferdinand on my team’, I said. Thankfully, we’ve only got him for 12 months on loan from Pogon. 365 days of thinking about someone called Ferdy is about as much as I can stomach.
Kostadin Vidolov – BUL, 31 – All round player who’ll bring more experience into the team.
Christian Fiel – GER/BRA, 21 – The question: Who’s national team will he play for? The answer: Neither. Despite Chris’ delusions of grandeur, the only team he’ll be playing for is Union. Unless we sell him.
Georg Froese – GER, 22 – Decent enough young player, he could possibly fill a gap if needed. We’re looking to bring in a player like Oliver Westerbeek – with 5 “e’s” in his name, surely he could spare one for Georg?
Michael Zeknev – AUT, 26 – Fast, aggressive and with good dribbling skills, Mike’s main problem is that he doesn’t give a shìt.

Forwards

Lutuf Dinc – TUR/GER, 20 – Will be used as an attacking midfielder on the left or a backup striker.
Torsten Boer – GER, 32 – A Union stalwart for 7 years now, Torsten makes superb runs off the ball and could be a key player if his body holds up.
Bozo Durkovic – YUG, 29 – Lives up to his name on the field – hopefully some chump will buy him.
Harun Isa – ALB, 32 – A decent striker, Harun will start up front if no one is brought in.
Sreto Rustic – YUG/GER, 25 – Sreto can dribble and is strong – his only crime is to be valued quite high and thus he may be offloaded with a view to bringing in some other targets.

Next Up: Pre-Season.
 

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My first few days at Union were fraught with tough decisions and somewhat hopeful bidding. A number of offers, loan offers and contracts were offered, players like Taribo West (in what can only be described as the most wishful thinking ever by myself, but as Ivan said, ‘it costs nothing to offer’.), Victor Bonilla, Paulo Nunes, Julius Aghahowa, Isaac Okoronkwo, Assane N’Diaye, Sergey Nikiforenko, Robbie Earnshaw and Mike Duff. Scouts Spencer Field and John Richards were brought to Berlin from England, and should make up a somewhat formidable scouting team for a German 2nd Division club. Jorg Ahrends was brought in on loan from Kiel, and should provide backup for any strikers I have this season.

I cancelled our pre-season tour, rather concentrating on steeling our team against top class opposition. West Ham were invited, but declined, and Schalke 04 accepted our proposition provisionally, provided they don’t make the final of the League Cup. Cross-town rivals Hertha also accepted an offer.

Towards the end of July, a drunken Jiri Balcarek walked in smelling like he’d drunk the brewery out of its entire stock. I dragged him into my shoebox that masqueraded as a manager’s office and told him straight up if he didn’t knock off the grog I’d be forced to sell him. He reluctantly agreed, and I duly confiscated the bottle of Jagermeister he had on him and proceeded to get myself rollicking drunk.

We had a welcome call from Cardiff, informing us that our bid of 400K pounds had been accepted for Robbie Earnshaw. We duly agreed terms with the player, who professed his eagerness to become a fan favourite at the Stadion Alte Försteroi. We attempted to slash some of the dead wood from our squad; with Benthin and Persich listed and immediate interest being shown. We took a fax through from Schalke, telling us that they had to cancel the friendly due to a good showing against Bayer Leverkusen in the semi.

Friendly, Union Berlin vs. Hertha BSC, 17th July 2001.

17th of July saw our first friendly, against the white and blue half of Berlin. Interest was high as 12000 came to see what was essentially a pickup game. Hertha started extremely well, with Schröder giving them the lead in the 6th minute after he beautifully controlled a cross from the veteran midfielder Andreas Thom. To our credit, though, we kept our heads up against what was superior opposition, with Victor Bonilla making a nuisance of himself and forcing two sharp saves from Hertha’s keeper Eckhardt. We were rewarded for our efforts on 33 minutes as Manuel Benthin chipped a beautiful ball through to Ferdy Chifon, who made no mistake as he fired the ball past a despairing Eckhardt into the top corner. We were despairing by the half, though, as that doyen of Iranian football, Ali Daei, slotted one after a run from inside his own half. The second half was a hit and miss affair as both teams fired shot after shot on the opposition goal, unfortunately for Union, it was only Daei who was successful in his attempts as he headed past Beuckert for his second and Hertha’s 3rd. That was how it finished, with both teams having the same number of shots on goal, but Hertha’s class shone through as only one of theirs was off target. Hertha’s Eckhardt was man of the match, whilst Ferdy was our best performer despite his name.

Union Berlin 1 – 3 Hertha BSC
M. Schröder 6’ 0-1
Chifon 33’ 1-1
Daei 45’ 1-2
Daei 69’ 1-3


The board of directors was unhappy in losing to our rivals. I told them where to shove their bratwurst. Tom Persich moved to Bregenz for 625,000 pounds, which propped up our ailing finances for the time being. Christian Okeke went abroad to play for Nigeria, who were promptly stuffed 2-0 away at Ghana. I had an offer accepted for Nikiforenko, but was thwarted by our poverty-stricken wage structure. The dynamic Belarussian moved to Napoli instead, where on arrival his value was bumped up from 70 000 pounds to 3.9 million pounds. Heiner Bertram will live to regret his tight fistedness, I’m sure. To add to my woes, Christian Färhmann just about needed an ambulance after training today, wheezing like Rolah McCabe (Aussies will hopefully get that one..). I called him into the shoebox and told him he was being officially warned for his crap fitness. I didn’t like his reply, so I listed him as well.

Our plans for the year were momentarily put into chaos as Polish club Fameg Rodomsko put in a bid to Pogon for Ferdy. Now, despite my hatred for his name, the little guy has been impressive so far this season, so I immediately launched a counter bid. Scouts brought back favourable reports for a young Englishman, Bradley Maylett from Burnley, which led to me putting in a bid for the boy’s services.

With all this excitement, I almost forgot about our opening match away at Oberhausen, which was taking place the day after.

Next up: Opening Day of the Season
 

hermolt

Starting XI
Opening Day

German Second Division, Rot-Weiß Oberhausen vs. 1. FC Union Berlin, 27th July 2001.

We travelled to the Niederrheinstadion in Oberhausen for the beginning of what I hoped to be a successful era at Union. The sparsely filled ground was only about 1/3 full. Hardly auspicious beginnings, but we went to task as though it was the Champions League Final right from the outset. 4 minutes in and Robbie Earnshaw forced a sharp save out of the Oberhausen captain Olvier Adler as he turned and struck the ball sweetly on his left foot. This set the tone for the half as we pushed for our first goal of the season and were pleased to see new signing Victor Bonilla strike a superb volley from Ferdy’s knock-down header. No sooner than the ball had been kicked off we were at it again, this time Adler forced into a save after Benthin’s shot was deflected by an Oberhausen defender. There were few chances until half time, except for Bonilla’s header smashing against the crossbar 2 minutes from the break. We came out in the second half just as we had in the first – attacking. 10 minutes in, we had our first meaningful attack as Ferdy’s pinpoint cross was met by an unmarked Kostadin Vidolov, whose swinging volley strummed the onion bag for his first ever goal for the club. The rest of the half was all Union as we attempted to net a third, to no avail – we thought we had it as Benthin headed past Adler, but Robbie Earnshaw was (debatably) offside. Nevertheless, we had the 3 points and an extremely pleasing start to my managerial career.

Oberhausen 0 – 2 Union Berlin
Bonilla 22’ 0-1
Vidolov 55’ 0-2


We celebrated this match with the news that Manuel Benthin had agreed terms with Essen and we got 600 000 quid – not bad for a useless git like himself. Scouts were meanwhile dispersed far and wide in order to find me some good cheap meat to fill some gaps in central defence and on the left of midfield, and I put a few bids in on players I had my eye on in England and France. Fortuna Kohl decided to take the piss by offering about ¼ of what Sreto Ristic is worth, I sent them back an extremely terse message saying ‘put up, or shut up’. Then, it was time for our first home match of the season, against Ahlen, pre-season favourites for earning a promotion spot.

German Second Division, 1.FC Union Berlin vs. LR Ahlen, Friday 3rd August 2001.

There were less people here at this match than against Hertha…the fickle nature of football fans and their thought processes would never quite become clear to me, I knew. Those who were there, though, saw one of the best matches to grace the Stadion Alte Försterei for many a year.

The game started at a cracking pace as Ahlen had 2 clear cut chances in the first ten minutes, only to be thwarted by a seemingly in-form Sven Beuckert and their own poor finishing. We made them pay on 13 minutes as a slick passing move involving Earnshaw, Kremenliev and Nikol was finished by Jiri Balcarek who found a yard in the Ahlen box. The game looked even more secure in the 19th minute as Ferdy’s clearance luckily saw Bonilla making a run at just the right time, and with just the keeper to beat, the Colombian made no mistake to score his second in as many games. We suffered a blow as Robbie Earnshaw picked up what looked to be a calf injury and had to come off, but we found a more than worthy replacement in Christian Fiel. Ahlen then missed their second gilt-edged chance of the afternoon as Sobotzik put it wide when confronted with an empty net – chances they would later rue missing. The half did not hold much more, it seemed, but in the 45th minute Baluszynski took off on a blazing run down the left for Ahlen, and his cross found Feinbier more than able with a header to make it 2-1. We could have played for the half, but to our credit, we pushed forward, and Balcarek forced a good save from Ahlen’s Sejna, who could not hold onto the ball and Kostadin Vidolov smashed the rebound home to restore the balance of 2 goals and equal Bonilla’s goalscoring record so far this season.

Ahlen kicked off in the second half with us feeling as though we had control of the match – an illusion shattered after just 30 seconds as Baluszynski took the ball from kickoff and went on another mazy run down the left – this time cutting inside and finishing with a shot Beuckert hadn’t a chance of stopping. 5 minutes later Bonilla had netted his second, but the wild celebrations were cut short by the assistant’s flag pointing directly to where Jiri Balcarek had been loitering offside. But it was of no consequence as just a minute later Bonilla received the ball from Balcarek himself and hammered a shot at Sejna who could only parry the ball straight to substitute Christian Fiel who was left with a simple finish to yet again restore parity. Chances piled up over the next few minutes and again Ahlen took the chance to pull within one goal as Feinbier flew high above the Union defenders to emphatically head past Beuckert. A nervy half-hour followed as end to end football was witnessed, but it was left to Victor Bonilla to have the final word as, on 90 minutes, he took control of the ball in the box, gracefully turned and viciously slammed the ball home for 5-3. With that, the whistle blew and thus ended a game which would stand the test of time as a classic match.

Union Berlin 5 – 3 Ahlen
Balcarek 13’ 1-0
Bonilla 19’ 2-0
Feinbier 45’ 2-1
Vidolov 45’ 3-1
Baluszynski 46’ 3-2
Fiel 51’ 4-2
Feinbier 59’ 4-3
Bonilla 90’ 5-3


The news of the good win and our topping the table was tempered somewhat by the fact that new signing Robbie Earnshaw would be absent from our next 2 matches.
 

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Starting XI
The day after our win was a good one for Union – first, our offer for Ferdy was accepted and we signed the little Cameroonian for £140K, and a peanuts contract. We also received word from Herr Bertram that our win over Ahlen was a new high scoring record for the club, and Fortuna decided to come to the table with a decent bid for Sreto Ristic - £600 000 plus Martin Luhr, who would be cover for Chibi Okeke in the holding midfield role.

The media were speculating over whether or not club hero Emil Kremenliev would be sold to chasing clubs Millwall, Oviedo or Wolves. I held back on commenting, because I had my eye on a more than adequate replacement my scout had brought back from England, who would cost about 45000 quid less per month, and clubs were willing to pay in excess of 2 million pounds for Emil. It all hinged on the signing of the new right-sided defensive midfielder…Meanwhile, the Sreto Ristic/Martin Luhr deal was confirmed as I took possession of another tasty transfer fee. At the rate we are bleeding cash, the choices are either getting into Division 1 and reaping the benefits from TV money or face extinction. I’m hoping for a wealthy benefactor, but to no avail - I suspect I’m stuck with Herr Bertram’s puckered rear end for some time to come.

Perhaps it was the sight of a new central midfielder that spurred him, but Chibi Okeke has been setting the training ground on fire according to Ivan. This is good news; anything to keep the lads on their toes is a good thing. Even better news – our Egnlish target has finally been offered to us at a slightly higher price than we would have liked, but we’ll take him all the same. Mike Duff from Cheltenham Town is his name, and he will hopefully become an integral part of our team should we agree terms. It was with this good news that we made our way into our away match at Bielefeld.

German Second Division, Arminia Bielefeld vs. 1. FC Union Berlin, 11th August 2001.

We had come to rely upon one man above any other, even this early in the season. And in one short burst, Ivan Bonilla once again made a game his own. The game started innocuously enough as teams felt each other out and traded attacks with neither team able to gain a decisive edge. That is, until Bielefeld were forced to knock the ball behind after a Kremenliev cross, and from the ensuing corner by Marko Tredup, Victor rose above the pack to head home the first goal of the match. We don’t tend to rest on our laurels, though, and put in two more meaningful attacks in the next few minutes, only to be impeded by the framework of the goal. But it was only a matter of time, and Emil Kremenliev again made a nuisance of himself from the right hand side by popping in a teasing cross. Keeper Miletic had no chance of reaching it, try as he may, and again Ivan was on the spot to head home his 5th goal of the season. The rest of the first half was uneventful except for the injury of Miletic who evidently had hurt his thigh stretching for Emil’s cross and was unable to run it off.

The second half saw Bielefeld start the brighter, but the tide quickly turned as we piled on the pressure close to their goal. Despite this, we couldn’t break through thanks to the stellar efforts of replacement keeper Mathias Hain, which left all and sundry wondering why he didn’t start on the paddock. Nevertheless, we couldn’t find a way through, and Bielefeld capitalised on our frustration by hitting us on the break and scoring in the 90th minute through a Mettenbrink strike. Thankfully, it was nothing more than a consolation and we kept our position near the head of the table behind only Frankfurt.


Bielefeld 1 – 2 Union Berlin
Bonilla 18’ 0-1
Bonilla 25’ 0-2
Mettenbrink 90’ 1-2


When we returned to Berlin I was pleased to see that we’d had offers for André Paralta and Sam Sodje accepted by Stevenage Borough and Gouveia respectively. Unfortunately, both of the little sods thought they were better off staying at their clubs, so my policy of bringing in bright young talent took yet another blow. A bright spot was the arrival of Mike Duff for £150K plus £500K if he got 20 caps for England. In what was a somewhat slow week, he slotted straight into the line up for our clash at the Stadion Alte Försterei against Schweinfurt.

German Second Division, 1. FC Union Berlin vs. 1. FC Schweinfurt 05, 17th August 2001.

In what was one of the duller openings to a match involving Union this season, nothing of note occurred until about the 10th minute when both teams traded shots that were both kept out brilliantly by the respective keepers. Ten minutes later, super striker Victor Bonilla turned provider as his pin-point cross was driven into the net by Ronny Nikol who had ghosted into the far post from his left wing. It would stay this way until half time, despite constant Union pressure.

After the break was an entirely different story as Schweinfurt came out all guns blazing and were rewarded after one an inspired individual run by right winger Sven Kresin was capped by a superb pass into the path of Vitus Nagorny, who couldn’t miss from only yards out. This stung the Union boys into action, and we took our chance, which came just 3 minutes later after Schweinfurt failed to clear a cross from Christian Fiel and in the ensuing chaos Jiri Balcarek shot low into the bottom corner. This was again undone by a piece of individual brilliance by a Schweinfurt player – this time Florian Galuschka, who took the ball in his own half, played a neat one-two with Steffen Rögele, skinned Ferdy close to the box and then delivered a delightful chipped ball to captain Matthias Gerhardt who headed home the equaliser. Again we had a period of sustained pressure, but could not seem to find the go-ahead goal – Bonilla had one ruled out for offside, and two more hit the bar. Just as it seemed we were destined to drop our first points of the season, Chibi Okeke in an unaccustomed position on the right drilled in a low cross and Kostadin Vidolov was on hand to give the ascendancy back to Union with a smartly taken half volley. Both teams had chances in the last 10 minutes, but we were luckiest as debutante Mike Duff was a tad over eager in our box and brought down a Schweinfurt player. Despite what seemed to be a cast-iron penalty, Herr Stark decided it was nothing of note and promptly blew for time. A collective sigh of relief blew around the Stadion Alte Försterei as the away fans threw anything that wasn’t bolted to the ground at the referee. We didn’t mind, though – our record was intact and we looked with confidence to our German Cup First Round match against Division 1 cellar-dwellers SC Freiburg.

Union Berlin 3 – 2 Schweinfurt
Nikol 20’ 1-0
Nagorny 48’ 1-1
Balcarek 51’ 2-1
Gerhardt 55’ 2-2
Vidolov 81’ 3-2


More good news for the club during the week, as Chibi Okeke was again called up to the Nigerian national team, this time for a home tie against Cameroon, but again, they lost – this time 1-2. The draw for the UEFA Cup 1st round was made minus a representative from Union – we decided to follow it via TV instead. And wasn’t it a toughie – Greek powerhouse PAOK Salonika will be our first opponents. We could use a good run to boost the coffers a tad, and I guess we’ll have to meet some tough teams along the way if we wish to progress, so why not the first round?

German Cup 1st Round, SC Freiburg vs. 1. FC Union Berlin, 25th August 2001.

Freiburg obviously knew little about our attacking players, because they came out spitting fire on the attack themselves. But they had to check themselves after 8 minutes as a clearance from a header was picked up by Mike Duff, who rapidly fed it to Kozak who’s cross was headed in by that man Ivan Bonilla. If Freiburg were shell shocked then, it got worse 7 minutes later as Nikol fed Ivan, who was dragged down crudely as he turned past Freiburg keeper Richard Golz. The penalty was awarded as we expected, and Golz sent off deservedly for a horrid professional foul. Ivan stepped up to take the penalty and slotted it with little trouble. On 27 minutes, the match was effectively over as a contest as Mike Duff headed a ball towards goal and had his shot parried – but Kostadin Vidolov was once again on hand to slot a goal home – he now has 4 goals in 5 matches. Despite our best efforts, that was where the scoring ended, but we were well pleased with a victory over higher opposition and looking forward to drawing an equal or lesser opponent for the 2nd round.

SC Freiburg 0 – 3 Union Berlin
Bonilla 7’ 0-1
Bonilla (pen) 15’ 0-2
Vidolov 27’ 0-3


No such luck in the draw – we face powerhouse and perennial runners-up Bayer Leverkusen in the 2nd round.
 
Best story here ATM, keep it up :D.

Just one thing, could you just write out the starting eleven for each match? It just makes it easier to see whos playing well/badly;).
 
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Originally posted by Parra Power
Best story here ATM, keep it up :D.

Just one thing, could you just write out the starting eleven for each match? It just makes it easier to see whos playing well/badly;).
I agree this story is very impressive - please keep it up! :)

-C
 


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