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Gareth

Starting XI
I'll second that.

Australia has by far the best selection of women.

Whatever you are after we have it.

Fat ones, skinny ones, old ones, young ones, hot ones, ugly ones, surfer ones, skater ones, princesses, ballarina's, foreign ones, 'loose' ones, frigid ones....need I continue?
 

Gareth

Starting XI
LOL! That's America for you, obsessed with sex.

Things are turning that way here, but people don't seem to be as bothered about getting laid over here as much as they make out in the states.

I spose it's a case of your perception is your reality.

If you have a healthy sex life with your parnter, what else matters?
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
Oh yeah, and I'm really concerned about getting laid :|

It's not that... it's just annoying how all (most) the girls here are hoes.

When half of the school screwed the chick you are going out with, it kinda ruins it....
 

Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
Originally posted by MastaLFC
Oh yeah, and I'm really concerned about getting laid :|

It's not that... it's just annoying how all (most) the girls here are hoes.

When half of the school screwed the chick you are going out with, it kinda ruins it....

Or they dump YOU before you can dump them....it's really annoying. My friend made out with this new Russian girl and than he asked him "was this your first time?" the girl said: "no, I practiced with my sister."

:eek: :nape:
 

xxxFLYERxxx

Starting XI
Originally posted by Vagegast
Or they dump YOU before you can dump them....it's really annoying. My friend made out with this new Russian girl and than he asked him "was this your first time?" the girl said: "no, I practiced with my sister."

:eek: :nape:

hahahaha holy ****!

that would freak me out, but thats still funny.
 

Fotbalguy

Senior Squad
Originally posted by holland4ever
Once again, it´s one and the same girl.

And it´s about the inside not the outside aaight

Don´t jugde a book by it´s cover ya feelin me

hey dude. My friend has a picture of your "girlfriend" on his pc from hotornot.com. Dude, if you lie, at least make it good!!

HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUSTED.:D :D
 
Originally posted by Vagegast
Or they dump YOU before you can dump them....it's really annoying. My friend made out with this new Russian girl and than he asked him "was this your first time?" the girl said: "no, I practiced with my sister."

:eek: :nape:

he should have asked to join them some time :brow:
 


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