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Bobby said:I was in a hotel in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on Monday and Tuesday and I had some of those chili dogs from Dairy Queen, little did I know what a mistake I had made letting that through my back-4. I thought the goalkeeper would be able to paw it over for a corner at the very least, but man, was I wrong.
It was like 11PM, I had just stepped back into the room. Then I felt the feared rumble. I turned on my heel and headed for the toilet straight away. It was one of the craps where the second you hit the seat it rushes out like a caged bull who smells a cow in heat. It hit the water with a splash comparable to a poor sap who did the mafia wrong being dropped out of a helicopter into Lake Huron.
After around 12 minutes of crapping I stood up, unfolding my lanky frame from the porciline hellhole I had just relived myself in, I looked down and noticed that the poo had a green tent, confirming what I already knew, Dairy Queen serves awful food. Not only was the apperence a terrible sight, but the smell was vile. I thought to myself surley something that bad was banned by the Geneva Convention.
I ended up leaving the hotel room for nearly a half hour.
RUSI said:Also, anything apart from the Ice Cream at DQ is the equivilent of Dog Sh*t
SlayerDeuS said:I like going to the nicest, yet least active bathroom on like far away floors or building in school. I like bigger bathrooms too with 3 or more stalls, plus I alway go in the handicap stall.
$teauA said:I always picture finishing up and then walking out of the stall only to see a guy in a wheelchair sitting there waiting. He can obviously see that you are not handicapped. That would make me sad but it would be funny in a saddistic way.
Joe said:Another time I was going to wait some dude out, who came in as I was popping a squat. Well, the urinal is right next to the stall so I could see his feet. Literally, he stood there for around ten minutes NOT doing a thing. I heard no tinkling or anything of that sort. So eventually I gave up and said I'll **** later and walked out.
Great thread.
Callum said:Am I the only one who likes pooing in a small stall rather than a bigger one, cause it makes you more comfortable?
AberdeenFC said:i had to take a shít at the oxegen music festival in ireland. all the toilets were covered in shít, one even had a crap on the floor of the toilet. it wasnt very pleasant at all. my least favourite foreign territory crap of all time.
Bobby said:Sometimes the away grounds are old, and untreated. That's the real test of your football, not these swanky, new, well kept resturants.