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Philosophical question: No dick or no face.

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Turk123

Youth Team
I m not gay at all but if i had to choose between my face and my dick i m sorry but i guess i have to still learn to be gay and live without my dick.
it looks and sounds really difficult since i love women but without a dick i dont think that would work, so i guess i would choose to live my live with my face and get it from the back.
 
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Daz

Everyone's Favourite Diabetic
Turk123;2517808 said:
I m not gay at all but if i had to choose between my face and my dick i m sorry but i guess i have to still learn to be gay and live without my dick.
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... having your cock cut off makes you gay...?
 
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rony31

Team Captain
depends on how pretty my face is or how big my dick is. at this time I'd take my dick over my face (not in a literal sense)
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Turk123;2517808 said:
I m not gay at all but if i had to choose between my face and my dick i m sorry but i guess i have to still learn to be gay and live without my dick.
it looks and sounds really difficult since i love women but without a dick i dont think that would work, so i guess i would choose to live my live with my face and get it from the back.
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The "straight" solution would be to find a girl who's into pegging.

No dick. I don't even think it's that hard of a decision either.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Seriously. What chick is gonna bone some faceless freak? You'd have no use for your junk. When you don't have balls, you don't feel the need to Carlos off 4 times a day either Simon, so you honestly wouldn't really miss all that much because you wouldn't get the urge to have sex. You'd be like George Costanza when he swore off sex.
 
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Bobby

The Legend
Ok, Simon, answer this one. Contrary to popular belief, the main function of the penis is urination and not reproduction, if you replace that with a covering of skin how could you perform the most basic of human functions?

Having picked a vagina, this obviously doesn't apply to me.
 
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SlayerDeuS

Starting XI
Your piss & jizz will accumulate underneath the skin patch and you'll probably have to get off by rubbing on your balls/taint area, anal stimulation wouldn't be out of the question.

You'll probably die from cancer.
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
SlayerDeuS;2517906 said:
Your piss & jizz will accumulate underneath the skin patch and you'll probably have to get off by rubbing on your balls/taint area, anal stimulation wouldn't be out of the question.

You'll probably die from cancer.
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The only orgasm you could have would be an anal-prostate orgasm.
 
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Run DMB

MVP
On the surface it appears that "no dick" is the correct answer. However, there is some silver lining to not having a face, in that I would never have to be subjected to another dreadful SimonTheMime thread.

Tough call.
 
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Bobby

The Legend
Run DMB;2517909 said:
On the surface it appears that "no dick" is the correct answer. However, there is some silver lining to not having a face, in that I would never have to be subjected to another dreadful SimonTheMime thread.

Tough call.
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Genius.
 
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