Marching on Together
Youth Team
Dear friends
Due to problems with my lawyers. I've had to run away to the south of France. However, you have not heard the last of it. I was only last week playing fifa2003 the beta version, when I got a knock at the door. Guess who it was, yes it was Kylie. Kylie Umbro from the lost tribe of the Munchbacks, hidden deep inside the forests of Nottingham. I let her in, when she annouced she was going to have a child. She soon let on that I was the father. Well, what would have done... I decided I had to finish her off. I got the cheese knife, quickly cleaned it due to the fact it had last nights butter on, and went back into the kitchen, past the still cooking onions and peppers. Here I remembered that Jamie Oliver mentioned that the beef needed turning after half an hour in so I quickly opened the door and gave the beef a quick prod. Well Kylie saw me with the knife and asked if I liked chedder cheese, wondering what she was on about I decided she had lost the plot a little, so I quickly reminded her that she had claimed that I was the father of her child to be. Suddenly Kylie remembered and started singing do the locomotion, well, my eyed turned watery, the onions were nearly done. I decided I shall marry this buxom wench.
We got happily married at Leeds registery office, a quick affair, we sang the usual We all love leeds, and then set of for our honey moon. I wanted togo to Bridlington, the sunshine coast of north Yorkshire, but in the end we set off for Milton Keynes. Well have you seen such a place.....beautiful. What a holiday we had.
Back to the story, where was I......
The lawyers...... did I mention the monkeys, no....oh well here goes, as I was saying I was in the south of France.....
Due to problems with my lawyers. I've had to run away to the south of France. However, you have not heard the last of it. I was only last week playing fifa2003 the beta version, when I got a knock at the door. Guess who it was, yes it was Kylie. Kylie Umbro from the lost tribe of the Munchbacks, hidden deep inside the forests of Nottingham. I let her in, when she annouced she was going to have a child. She soon let on that I was the father. Well, what would have done... I decided I had to finish her off. I got the cheese knife, quickly cleaned it due to the fact it had last nights butter on, and went back into the kitchen, past the still cooking onions and peppers. Here I remembered that Jamie Oliver mentioned that the beef needed turning after half an hour in so I quickly opened the door and gave the beef a quick prod. Well Kylie saw me with the knife and asked if I liked chedder cheese, wondering what she was on about I decided she had lost the plot a little, so I quickly reminded her that she had claimed that I was the father of her child to be. Suddenly Kylie remembered and started singing do the locomotion, well, my eyed turned watery, the onions were nearly done. I decided I shall marry this buxom wench.
We got happily married at Leeds registery office, a quick affair, we sang the usual We all love leeds, and then set of for our honey moon. I wanted togo to Bridlington, the sunshine coast of north Yorkshire, but in the end we set off for Milton Keynes. Well have you seen such a place.....beautiful. What a holiday we had.
Back to the story, where was I......
The lawyers...... did I mention the monkeys, no....oh well here goes, as I was saying I was in the south of France.....