Official Patriotism(not really) Thread

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Ha well that is because you are not bilingual welsh. I bet you dont even like leeks.

 

[MaestroZidane]

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I celebrated July 3rd - Dependence Day - the last day we controlled you bastards.

 

[newbie original]

I celebrated July 3rd - Dependence Day - the last day we controlled you bastards.

"A good idea (that) got out of hand."



Alber - kwer - kwer.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Everyone in Canada is personally congratulating me on the birth of the royal baby. Why are you all not personally congratulating me?

 

[CarlosDanger]

Not a single fuck was given on my part.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Yeah but you are a cold, heartless sociopath. Just look at your avatar and sig.

 

[clash]

Hooray!

 

[Alex]

Everyone in Canada is personally congratulating me on the birth of the royal baby. Why are you all not personally congratulating me?

She's my queen too. So it's my royal baby as well...

Besides, aren't you from Estonia?

 

[Back Door Skip]

I guess I'll never understand what the point is of them warranting so much attention due to being born in royal family.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

She's my queen too. So it's my royal baby as well...

Besides, aren't you from Estonia?

Yeah you get some credit but you are like some distant uncle whereas I am like the father.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I guess I'll never understand what the point is of them warranting so much attention due to being born in royal family.

For you it's Britney or nothing

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

And now we know the name. George Alexander Louis Wales; HRH Prince George of Cambridge; the future King George VII.

 

[Alex]

And now we know the name. George Alexander Louis Wales; HRH Prince George of Cambridge; the future King George VII.

Assuming he titles himself King George. May go for King Louis II (only English and British kings count, yes?) Or King Alexander IV or I (depending if Scots count). There is also the chance he'll be King George VIII, as there has been rumours that Charles will take one of his middle names - George, when he is crowned. Seems unlikely now it's his grandson's name though.

Remember the last King George was born Albert.

I wonder how long he'll be Prince George of Cambridge. Once the old girl passes on, William will be titled the Prince of Wales, so George will be Prince George of Wales.

 

[Filipower]

That all sounds exhausting.

 

[Mandieta6]

Just call him Fred.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Assuming he titles himself King George. May go for King Louis II (only English and British kings count, yes?) Or King Alexander IV or I (depending if Scots count). There is also the chance he'll be King George VIII, as there has been rumours that Charles will take one of his middle names - George, when he is crowned. Seems unlikely now it's his grandson's name though.

Remember the last King George was born Albert.

I wonder how long he'll be Prince George of Cambridge. Once the old girl passes on, William will be titled the Prince of Wales, so George will be Prince George of Wales.

He will definitely be King George, Louis and Alexander are both inappropriate names for a British monarch. You are right about the Charles thing as Charles is considered a bit of an unlucky name for a king, but I suspect he will still go for Charles. Charles III has a nice ring to it.

 

[Mandieta6]

I thought Charles was gonna be skipped.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

We all want him to be, but it's highly unlikely. Actually it would be illegal unless Charles is crowned then abdicates immediately, which he wont.

 

[Trailblazer]

hello friends it is your Miles, the poet from Nigeria, reporting here. I hate patriotism, i think it evil and unchristian, especially british patriotism because the british were wicked to the glorious nation of Nigeria, the greatest and most powerful county in africa and the best in the world, and our brave soldiers.

i love all childran as christian of course but i wish this little fat child were not born as he is fat and luxury whilst so many in africa die, so i write this poem about baby and injustice for you all to love and enjoy

Wicked william and killer kate
for whites full of love but for black full of hate
This day they birthed a little lamb
And chaps are happy across the land
But think as fat baby cries and calls
think of thin baby in their momas shawls
The thin little blacks who have no food
who never talk back are never rude
Maybe God would prefer your prayer
To be for here not over there
Why not fat baby get sick and die
and in the frying pan he fry
and made into a lovely stew
so the black have something to chew
then maybe things will seem more fair
then we would know mr william cares
so i call on you now mr prince
to be brave and not to wince
feed your baby to africa poor
and then no longer lock your door

thank you and i send my love to the baby