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Naked Old Men at the Gym

Pontiakos

Starting XI
:kader: :kader: :kader: All I have to say about this topic is that its disgusting for anyone older than 40 to be naked in a mens locker room in a private/public gym.


GO TO THE TOILET AND CHANGE or TAKE A SHOWER AT YOUR HOUSE!! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOWER AT YOUR HOUSE....BUILD ONE! :jambo:
 

Stotty

Fan Favourite


You mean like that?
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Yeah, I know what you mean. Of course my gripe isn't just with the old men, but rather with anyone who showers naked at a public gym. Seriously, if you buy an air freshener your car won't stink if you drive home all sweaty.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
I was signed up at the YMCA for about a year when I was 9-10 with a couple of my friends and we were never exposed to so much penis and vanity in that summer than we've been since from thousands of hrs of hardcore porn viewing.........it was insane and marred us to the core.......and it was the overweight, over forty crowd that was most chill about nudity, you know? This one ****er that I recall vividly, he use to pose infront of the main, large mirror just about everyday for like a half an hour inspecting himself from top to bottom, sometimes he'd be joined by this Mediterranean looking dude in his mid to late 30s who was hung like a 12yr old girl, but had a son about our age who put him to shame......pretty funny and weird ****, man. The father had a locker near the mirror, so after coming from a workout or some ****, he'd come alongside this dreaded whitey and pose along side of 'em like it was perfectly normal and cool while they chit-chatted about all kinds of rubbish that I can't recall now.
 

The Don't

Starting XI
Yossarian said:
I was signed up at the YMCA for about a year when I was 9-10 with a couple of my friends and we were never exposed to so much penis and vanity in that summer than we've been since from thousands of hrs of hardcore porn viewing.........it was insane and marred us to the core.......and it was the overweight, over forty crowd that was most chill about nudity, you know? This one ****er that I recall vividly, he use to pose infront of the main, large mirror just about everyday for like a half an hour inspecting himself from top to bottom, sometimes he'd be joined by this Mediterranean looking dude in his mid to late 30s who was hung like a 12yr old girl, but had a son about our age who put him to shame......pretty funny and weird ****, man. The father had a locker near the mirror, so after coming from a workout or some ****, he'd come alongside this dreaded whitey and pose along side of 'em like it was perfectly normal and cool while they chit-chatted about all kinds of rubbish that I can't recall now.

I know exactly what you mean, I've seen just exactly that thing before. I think actually one of my old geography teachers and another teacher did it once in the changing rooms :nape:

"We're standing here side by side bollock naked so let's talk about that glaciated corrie in the peak district"
 

rony31

Team Captain
those men have no shame. and why do some of them feel the need to dangle their dick around while they walk around?
 


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