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My cousin's wedding.............was a ****en disaster

Moron

Fast Breeder
Life Ban
Hey guys

I went to my cousin's wedding Saturday May 22nd

Everything was going cool, but a problem started to rise up. My aunt wanted the DJ to change it to some Mexican music. So she called up one of my cousins to go tell t he DJ to change the music to mexican.

But the DJ refused. My aunt then called up my other cousin Eric, and he went and spoke with the DJ. The DJ said I'll change it after this one song.

But guess what? He didn't change it still. My cousin who were with my aunt got furious (my cousins don't have patience, they've put a guy in coma before. (H)) So then my cousin upset in seeing my aunt dissapointed, went up to the bride and yelled at her to tell the DJ to change it to Mexican music.

The bride was offended. And she called up his brother to calm his cousin down. During the dancing they gave each other bad "looks." When my cousin sat down with my aunt, my other cousin went up and yelled at my aunt, "Look, calm down your nephew, or I'll smash his mouth!" Then my aunt responded, "No, he will smash your mouth you dumbass."

So then they took it outside. A whole crowd of my family were around them. They began fighting, and one of my uncles accidently hit his wife, and his son thinking he did it on purpose smashed his neck.

Then that cousin went up to defend his brother, but my female cousin grabbed him and punched him straight in the face like 20 times! The ****en head was like gonna crack open.

Then they seperated the other fight between the two cousins, and took one of the cousins to the hotel. Where they tied him onto the bed :|

My other cousin was so angry and frustrated. Saying **** about how hes not part of the family. That he didn't know his ****en father and ****.

Everybody was crying.

So we all left to the hotel.

At 1:30 a.m I went with my 3 uncles to a bar and talked about hte ****. And we all cried together.


oh **** this is the MEXICAN FAMILY!!

LA RAZA!! :rockman:
 

ishan1990

Senior Squad
the weirdest things happen to you.

I am deeply enveing you.
If only my family was that interesting i'd never be bored of going anywhere
 

Moron

Fast Breeder
Life Ban
LOL

yea thats what i think too. Everywhere i go, there something "fun" happening.


I guess im just lucky.


Hopefully something more "fun" will occur when i'm in Australia and New zealand :p
 

ishan1990

Senior Squad
I see the headlines now.....

"Moron goes Down Under"

"A new big hit, possibly the biggest picture of the year."-
London Times

"A tragic story about a man who goes to Australia with his "disfunctional" family. Gaurenteed to make you cry and laugh at the same time" - New York Times

Moron your going to be rich with this new film release. I believe i'm entitled to 45%......:D
 

Moron

Fast Breeder
Life Ban
And i'm posting pictures of myself pretty soon, so anticpate my beautiful face in a day or so.. (H)
 

Elder

Starting XI
Originally posted by zul-aid
you shouldnt have married your cousin in the first place.

As much as we love to disagree, that line is just classic. Best line I have ever read on the SG Forums.


hahahahahha
 

Shiryu

Senior Squad
That is so similar to something that happened to me, one time i went to a family wedding party in mexico.

I feel kind of lazy to write it all. Just for your imagination, it involved a dead animal, coming out of a bar and smaking some one in the head with a beer bottle, jumping on a car while being shot at, brothers fighting in the middle of the street, spitting on a poli (cop), and being at the wedding the next morning feeling like hell.

Typical mexican party weekend, you know.
 
no ones family is as screwed up as mine, belive me:rolleyes: there are got drug-addict cousins, ******* nerds, assholes, lesbians, sluts...:rolleyes: :( :( thanks god my family (dad, sis, mom) are normal, but the rest of them are.. :rolleyes:
 


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