MUFC - The Religion (with corrections and clarifying points)

[ytwoaone]

MUFC - The Religion (formerly the kiss ass club)

Christians believe in Jesus, Muslems in Mohammed, ***s in God and we the Mancunians believe in Cantona!

I thought Man City were a true Mancunians team.

Cantona chose Man U as his team for life and promised to protect us from evil teams like arse, juve, real, loserpool etc....

he actually has a Leeds forever tatoo on the back of his neck, hence the pulled up collar. he only protected u from 8-0 weekly thrashings up until now, so City fans start revelling with the 6 points now.

Cantona chose a prophet who was young David Beckham, also known as Becks.

Nah, Cantona chose a good footballer to succeed the no.7 shirt, previously worn by a $hit player.

Cantona promised Man U players to protect them any time as long as they don't do the greatest sin of all, which is to play the evil game of basketball.

Basketball is a great training exercise, it improves fitness and is a great team building exercise.

Cantona told prophet beckham that when the judjement day comes sir Alex will rule the world and all the sinneer and haters will die, highbury and delle alpi will burn, the basketballers will be hanged on the basket and the world will be clear of evil!

Is that what hell will be like then, luckily i'll be in heaven, which is Man Utd free apparently.

These are the 7 rules of Cantona:
1. Don't play basketball.
2. Fight the evil of juve, real and arse.
3. Believe in Cantona, he'll be there for you.
4. Follow the orders of Becks, because he is the son of cantona.
5. Kung fu kick all the jealous haters.
6. Respect Cantona.
7. Visit holy Old Trafford at least once in a year if you are a foreigner.

1. Basketball is cool, u should take it up.
2. U might just have made a prophesy there, with all 3 of those sides mentioned winning their domestic leagues.
3. He's probably in some French villa, counting his millions, which will take 5 years minimum, so he can't be there for anyone at the moment.
4. if he was the son of cantona he'd be playing for France, and btw, no one listens to him.
5. I think your the jealous hater, so does that mean i get to Kung fu kick u?
6. he can kiss my ass.
7. Maine Road is a must for anyone to visit when in the manchester area.

 

[JTNY]

Hey Catnona, us evil people from JUVE and the likes will come and get evil on you. We will proclaim our evil and smite you, WE VOW REVENGE, I'D pray you smelly or whatever dickhead. Ahhhh..... that feels better now. I am angry from sumthin else, butn this works just as good!

 

[Amika]

Re: MUFC - The Religion (with corrections and clarifying points)

Originally posted by ytwoaone
MUFC - The Religion (formerly the kiss ass club)

Christians believe in Jesus, Muslems in Mohammed, ***s in God and we the Mancunians believe in Cantona!

I thought Man City were a true Mancunians team.

Cantona chose Man U as his team for life and promised to protect us from evil teams like arse, juve, real, loserpool etc....

he actually has a Leeds forever tatoo on the back of his neck, hence the pulled up collar. he only protected u from 8-0 weekly thrashings up until now, so City fans start revelling with the 6 points now.

Cantona chose a prophet who was young David Beckham, also known as Becks.

Nah, Cantona chose a good footballer to succeed the no.7 shirt, previously worn by a $hit player.

Cantona promised Man U players to protect them any time as long as they don't do the greatest sin of all, which is to play the evil game of basketball.

Basketball is a great training exercise, it improves fitness and is a great team building exercise.

Cantona told prophet beckham that when the judjement day comes sir Alex will rule the world and all the sinneer and haters will die, highbury and delle alpi will burn, the basketballers will be hanged on the basket and the world will be clear of evil!

Is that what hell will be like then, luckily i'll be in heaven, which is Man Utd free apparently.

These are the 7 rules of Cantona:
1. Don't play basketball.
2. Fight the evil of juve, real and arse.
3. Believe in Cantona, he'll be there for you.
4. Follow the orders of Becks, because he is the son of cantona.
5. Kung fu kick all the jealous haters.
6. Respect Cantona.
7. Visit holy Old Trafford at least once in a year if you are a foreigner.

1. Basketball is cool, u should take it up.
2. U might just have made a prophesy there, with all 3 of those sides mentioned winning their domestic leagues.
3. He's probably in some French villa, counting his millions, which will take 5 years minimum, so he can't be there for anyone at the moment.
4. if he was the son of cantona he'd be playing for France, and btw, no one listens to him.
5. I think your the jealous hater, so does that mean i get to Kung fu kick u?
6. he can kiss my ass.
7. Maine Road is a must for anyone to visit when in the manchester area.

now.. this is much better... ytwoaone... great job...

 

[ytwoaone]

Originally posted by Juventus_theres_next_year
Hey Catnona, us evil people from JUVE and the likes will come and get evil on you. We will proclaim our evil and smite you, WE VOW REVENGE, I'D pray you smelly or whatever dickhead. Ahhhh..... that feels better now. I am angry from sumthin else, butn this works just as good!

imagine a Arsenal/Juve/Real coalition hell bent on destroying this extreme man u cult.

how about as a punishment we force king c*ntona the 7th to play basketball

 

[ytwoaone]

not to mention City fans.

 

[King Cantona The 7th]

Re: MUFC - The Religion (with corrections and clarifying points)

Originally posted by ytwoaone
MUFC - The Religion (formerly the kiss ass club)

Christians believe in Jesus, Muslems in Mohammed, ***s in God and we the Mancunians believe in Cantona!

I thought Man City were a true Mancunians team.

Cantona chose Man U as his team for life and promised to protect us from evil teams like arse, juve, real, loserpool etc....

he actually has a Leeds forever tatoo on the back of his neck, hence the pulled up collar. he only protected u from 8-0 weekly thrashings up until now, so City fans start revelling with the 6 points now.

Cantona chose a prophet who was young David Beckham, also known as Becks.

Nah, Cantona chose a good footballer to succeed the no.7 shirt, previously worn by a $hit player.

Cantona promised Man U players to protect them any time as long as they don't do the greatest sin of all, which is to play the evil game of basketball.

Basketball is a great training exercise, it improves fitness and is a great team building exercise.

Cantona told prophet beckham that when the judjement day comes sir Alex will rule the world and all the sinneer and haters will die, highbury and delle alpi will burn, the basketballers will be hanged on the basket and the world will be clear of evil!

Is that what hell will be like then, luckily i'll be in heaven, which is Man Utd free apparently.

These are the 7 rules of Cantona:
1. Don't play basketball.
2. Fight the evil of juve, real and arse.
3. Believe in Cantona, he'll be there for you.
4. Follow the orders of Becks, because he is the son of cantona.
5. Kung fu kick all the jealous haters.
6. Respect Cantona.
7. Visit holy Old Trafford at least once in a year if you are a foreigner.

1. Basketball is cool, u should take it up.
2. U might just have made a prophesy there, with all 3 of those sides mentioned winning their domestic leagues.
3. He's probably in some French villa, counting his millions, which will take 5 years minimum, so he can't be there for anyone at the moment.
4. if he was the son of cantona he'd be playing for France, and btw, no one listens to him.
5. I think your the jealous hater, so does that mean i get to Kung fu kick u?
6. he can kiss my ass.
7. Maine Road is a must for anyone to visit when in the manchester area.

Maine road is a must???????
Have u ever visited holy Old Trafford?????
The atmosphere there is even better then wenbley (tho i miss it)
Basketbal is kool?
maybe for fitness and as a kids' game but not as major sport!!!!!
arsenal's best fan is bin laden!!!!
now i know y bergkamp is afraid 2 fly!!!!
i hope he'll bomb your highbury library!!!!
i think most of the manufans here r not true cuz they dont support me!!!
this mishkin the monkey is sure not a mancunian cuz he got no respect for the king!

 

[ytwoaone]

Re: Re: MUFC - The Religion (with corrections and clarifying points)

Originally posted by King Cantona The 7th


Maine road is a must???????
Have u ever visited holy Old Trafford?????
The atmosphere there is even better then wenbley (tho i miss it)
Basketbal is kool?
maybe for fitness and as a kids' game but not as major sport!!!!!
arsenal's best fan is bin laden!!!!
now i know y bergkamp is afraid 2 fly!!!!
i hope he'll bomb your highbury library!!!!
i think most of the manufans here r not true cuz they dont support me!!!
this mishkin the monkey is sure not a mancunian cuz he got no respect for the king!

i've never visited Old crapford, and i'm in no hurry either
basketball is a major sport, and it entertaining.
bin Laden WAS our best Arsenal fan from Afghanistan
Bergkamps fear of flying resulted from 2 incidents in 1989 and in 1994. I think in 89 one of his best friends died in a plane crash, and in 94 the Holland plane carrying the Dutch World Cup squad crash landed or something like that, no one was hurt, but since then he hasn't flied.

manufans are supposed to support Man Utd, not some @sshole called king €untona the 7th. Anyway cantona is ancient news.

 

[ytwoaone]

orginally posted by King Cantona the 7th
MUFC - The Religion
Christians believe in Jesus, Muslems in Mohammed, ***s in God and I the idiot believe in smellyface!
smellyface chose Man U as his team for life and promised to protect us from evil teams like arse, juve, real, loserpool etc....
smellyface chose a prophet who was young David Beckham, also known as thick tw@t.
smellyface promised Man U players to kung fu kick them any time as long as they don't do the greatest sin of all, which is to be a person like me.
smellyface told prophet beckham that when the judjement day comes sir Alex(who can't pronounce his r's-ya pwick!!) will rule my pathetic,twisted little brain and all the sinnners and haters will be granted passes to Heaven just to annoy me, highbury and delle alpi will be granted silverware by smellyface, the basketballers will all come round to my cardboard box(can't afford a house,see)and kick my ass and the world will be clear of evil(so why am I not away yet!!!)

These are the 7 rules of smellyface:
1. be an idiot.
2. annoy as many people as you can.
3. Believe in smellyface, he'll be there for you.
4. Follow the orders of thick tw@t, because he is the son of smellyface.
5. Kung fu kick all the sad loners such as myself.
6. Recite smellyface's poetry,also making yourself a smellyface just like your "god".
7. have minimal IQ and post total crap like this every 2-4 days,thus cementing your status as a COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER WITH NO PALS!!!

well heres your chance to comment on Jambo Den's masterpiece.

 

[ytwoaone]

no comment then?, ah well we aren't really intent on letting u having your say.

Any chance of making this thread sticky and closing it?


btw, my mouse is moving towards the 'Ignore King cantona the 7th' button.

 

[Amika]

Originally posted by ytwoaone

btw, my mouse is moving towards the 'Ignore King cantona the 7th' button.

LOL....

 

[ytwoaone]

shall we just let this twat practice his religion on his own

 

[IceBlu]

Basketball is a GREAT sport..........

If u don't like it .....GO F.U.C.K yourself......

Whats no "UNCOOL" about basketball ?

maybe u r just too short to play it u lil bitch.......


Cantona can kiss my ass ! ....


I WILL NEVER goto Old Trafford even if i'm a mile away from it......


You have rekindled the ETERNAL HATE for ManU in my blood.......

Don't u get it yet ???? WE HATE U ! is that too hard to understand....????

 

[MisH*The*Manc]

Re: MUFC - The Religion (with corrections and clarifying points)

Originally posted by ytwoaone
I thought Man City were a true Mancunians team.

Sorry m8, But I'm Mancunian and i can tell you for a FACT that Old Trafford lies in Greater Manchester so technically it can be called a Manchester club

 

[ytwoaone]

Originally posted by IceBlu
Basketball is a GREAT sport..........

If u don't like it .....GO F.U.C.K yourself......

Whats no "UNCOOL" about basketball ?

maybe u r just too short to play it u lil bitch.......


Cantona can kiss my ass ! ....


I WILL NEVER goto Old Trafford even if i'm a mile away from it......


You have rekindled the ETERNAL HATE for ManU in my blood.......

Don't u get it yet ???? WE HATE U ! is that too hard to understand....????

well said

Originally posted by MisH*The*Manc
Sorry m8, But I'm Mancunian and i can tell you for a FACT that Old Trafford lies in Greater Manchester so technically it can be called a Manchester club

remember this thread is only to get at an man utd/cantona freak!

 

[Mishkin]

Re: Re: MUFC - The Religion (with corrections and clarifying points)

Originally posted by King Cantona The 7th
arsenal's best fan is bin laden!!!!
i hope he'll bomb your highbury library!!!!

Why would he bomb the stadium if he is a supporter??? Why don't you think you dumbass

 

[ytwoaone]

How would bin boy bomb Highbury with all the security measures in place anyway, if bin boy was gonna bomb any stadium it would be Old Trafford.

 

[monkee]

Originally posted by ytwoaone
remember this thread is only to get at an man utd/cantona freak!

Well, just less insults at Man Utd then. I know you might not like them, but by insulting Man Utd, and Cantona is a hero of United fans, it is not being aimed at anyone specifically but at all Utd fans, which will make them defend their club.

 

[ytwoaone]

I gather u've yet to come across this King Cantona the 7th freak yet?

 

[monkee]

No I've seen him. He's just trying to be controvercial. I think he's calming down now.

 

[ytwoaone]

i think he just built his Cantona Church